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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sucks to be Jane Seymour

posted by on October 31 at 8:00 AM

Actress Jane Seymour missed Tuesday night’s ”Dancing With the Stars” results show after being sickened by food poisoning, a television station reported. Seymour was taken to a hospital to be checked out, KABC-TV reported….

Seymour, a contestant on ABC’s dance competition, also missed part of the show earlier this month after her 92-year-old mother died.

Seymour told People magazine she had difficulty focusing on her dancing last week because her husband was busy defending their Malibu home from the wildfires that swept through the coastal area.

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It's not funny. Jane Seymour was on the can all night, and she ran outta toilet paper 'cause it all burned in the fire.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | October 31, 2007 8:46 AM
2

DWTS: Cursed?

Posted by Polka lips now! | October 31, 2007 8:58 AM
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Damn, that's a bad month. She needs to burn some sage or something to ward off the evil spirits.

Posted by Carollani | October 31, 2007 9:19 AM
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she SHOULD have got the boot last night...she was awful...

instead, they booted the chunky Cheetah Girl who was actually talented and proof that Chubby Girlz know how to shake their groove thing...

Posted by michael strangeways | October 31, 2007 10:02 AM
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Speaking of "chunky" - Jane should have thought to maybe blow some chunks on air like that Swedish game show chick did. Then the sympathy would be a-gushin', you betcha.

Posted by Wowza | October 31, 2007 10:04 AM
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Leave Jane Seymour Alone!!! No shit. She's pretty cool for what? 62??? Nonetheless...DWTS is fuckin insane... Seal? Seal?? WTF was HE doin on there????

Posted by M | October 31, 2007 10:16 AM
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love jane, but dont ya think she should step down and let the cheeto's girl come back. that would be a real lady. jane has had a marvelous career, let this little girl have her time in the sun. afterall she deserves it! other than that dont think i am watching anymore. what kind of compettition is it anyway?

Posted by misskittee | October 31, 2007 10:36 AM
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Dr Quinn: Snakebitten Dancer?

Posted by Gomez | October 31, 2007 11:00 AM

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