http://www.lillianvernon.com/catalog/product_display.jsp?searchParam=LV&pdId=8661&addOn=786&categoryId=&catTree=&clearance=&sid=eas

Go here to see the Major Flirt costume, for ages 4-14.

Hahaha, you're right... the sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon is best.

Sexy sexy!

I can't even begin to tell you how much this enrages me because I HAVE ALREADY INVENTED THIS JOKE. Last year, I literally was SEXY ABRAHAM LINCOLN, in response to Naughty Cop and Sexy Ladybug or whatever. Check it out: http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/alwaysmitch/Misc/100_6384.jpg

Several months ago, I decided upon Sexy Unabomber, with friends joining me as Sexy Jesus and Sexy Dale Chihuly. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE COPYRIGHTED THAT SHIT.

Jesus, isn't sexy nurse good enough? Next you're gonna want to vote.

Nothing beats a black cat costume.

Major Flirt makes me want to die

that is great. btw, the photobucket link doesn't work

Oh please @4, Sarah Silverman invented this joke like five years ago on Crank Yankers when she called up a costume shop trying to get a sexy Hitler costume.

@9 I am familiar with this shitty show that you speak of. Yes, Silverman called about the costume, but did she parade around town dressed as Sexy Hitler? NO.

This indicates a lack of joke-commitment to me. So, I'm going to go ahead and take credit for it.

Does anyone know where to find a Sexy Bob the Builder costume?

Silverman would be a very sexy Hitler.

I swear, I remember seeing this last year...

@4

Chill the fuck out, you aren't the first person to notice the whole sexy everything thing.

Sexy Dan Savage ... sexy pit bull ... sexy george/george w bush ... sexy J. K. Rowling/Harry Potter ... sexy smooth jazz musician male/female

hmm ... I think I got my halloween costume

@10 How do you know she didn't?

You haven't seen sexy until you've seen the "poopie shorts" costume.

http://www.themishmash.com/2007/10/five-halloween-.html

and Frog!

@14 You're a turd.

@16 Because I follow her everywhere she goes. Especially on Halloween.

these are great intern hazing ideas Sir "the stranger"

sexy slog

is there something wrong when a guy wants to be a sexy martha nussbaum for halloween?

Is that Colin Quinn?

i did babe-raham lincoln for haloween like five years ago, so, yeah. i win?

A friend of mine went as a sexy wet floor sign last year (sandwich board painted like one of those plastic wet floor signs and fishnet stockings).

Is there any ancient meme floating around the web that Erica won't hop on and hump within an inch of its life? Jesus.

Yes, you saw this last year and it is still completely hilarious.

Sexy Mustard!

but what's sexier than taking your inspiration from the DSM-IV?
http://www.complex.com/blogs/?p=6844

I was totally going to set everyone straight about your Babe-raham Lincoln costume back in the day, Erin. Good thing you were here to do it yourself. You clearly win.

Sexy Susan B. Anthony meow.

Just three words: Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt.

Hee-Larry-US!

Yay for sexy Jesus!

Thanks for the inspiration! Now instead of dressing up as a baby with blood all over, I'm going to wear fishnets and go as "Sexy Aborted Fetus"

w00t!