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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

What Will Richard Curtis Say? A Stranger Poll

posted by on October 31 at 14:11 PM

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Now former Washington state Rep. Richard Curtis hasn’t made a public statement since telling the Columbian that he was not gay and never had gay sex. When Curtis finally makes a public statement, what will Richard Curtis say?

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1

You left out "I'm not gay, but my moustache is."

Posted by J.R. | October 31, 2007 2:15 PM
2

Remember, being bisexual means not being gay, at least if you're a member of the Gay Old Party.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 31, 2007 2:18 PM
3

I'm kinda hoping for, "How'd THAT happen?"

Posted by reval5 | October 31, 2007 2:23 PM
4

You forgot to mention counseling for his "illness". In 2-3 weeks, he will be cured. That one's always fun.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 31, 2007 2:24 PM
5

Tee-Vee reports Hon. Curtis has *resigned*.

Posted by MoTown | October 31, 2007 2:28 PM
6

More likely "There will be advice, confrontation and rebuke from "godly men" appointed to oversee the spiritual "restoration" of the Rev. Ted Haggard -- I mean Richard Curtis."

Posted by Brian | October 31, 2007 2:28 PM
7

"In fact, this moustache isn't even real! (rip)"

Posted by Fnarf | October 31, 2007 2:30 PM
8

@5, me: Ooops, they Slogged it below. That's what I get for reading downward. =/

Posted by MoTown | October 31, 2007 2:31 PM
9

either nothing -- i respectfully request privacy to deal with these issues with my family and friends.

or...

i'm not gay, i just like to have sex with men.

Posted by infrequent | October 31, 2007 2:33 PM
10

I'm even more interested in what Mrs. Curtis has to say. I'll bet there's a real interesting conversation going on at their house right now: "What's in this bag? Four enema bags? Dick, why do you need FOUR? I don't understand!"

Posted by Fnarf | October 31, 2007 2:33 PM
11

I have mustache problem and I'm going to rehab.

Posted by -B- | October 31, 2007 2:35 PM
12

"I SINNED!" followed by a lot of sobbing and begging for forgiveness.

Posted by Matt from Denver | October 31, 2007 2:36 PM
13

there's a certain logic to the "ladies underpants" defense that's really hard to argue against.

Posted by brandon | October 31, 2007 2:47 PM
14

Damn alcohol, always making me gay!

Posted by Dianna | October 31, 2007 2:55 PM
15

"I'm sorry I've been such an asshole, and I'll try to convince my constituents and fellow Republicans to stop being such hateful, judgmental cats-ass-faced busybodies. More doggie-style, PLEASE!"

Posted by Original Andrew | October 31, 2007 3:17 PM
16

He's already said the first two, I'm betting he's going to admit to a "sex addiction" while not spelling out that it involves cruising for barebacking bottoms in gay porn shops while dressed in women's undies while out of town on business. But that's just a guess.

Posted by Tlazolteotl | October 31, 2007 3:42 PM
17

Just like Donnie McClurkin he'll claim he is fighting the feelings and just gave in, but now is repenting. It is the same old bullshit. That will reserve his right to demonize other gays who aren't fighting it and keep him in good graces with the fundy crowd who will embrace you as long as you 'say' you're fighting it (even if in reality you are one of the most disgusting, risky, freaky-sex pigs around).

Posted by Lee | October 31, 2007 3:56 PM
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Welcome to www.telldino.com.

- Dino
Comments:

GREAT KICK-OFF! On the night of 10/25/2007 you arrive in Spokane to announce your campaign launch.

You are joined by Rep. Curtis. Later that evening, he slips in to a sequined gown, cruises/solicits for gay sex and pays a 26yr old young man to anally penetrate him - or so he stipulates to in his police report.

Wow, you Republicans are really the BIG TENT PARTY


Paid for by Dino Rossi for Governor 2008

Posted by johninseattle | October 31, 2007 4:03 PM
19

"It's not gay if you dress up for Halloween"

Posted by RonK, Seattle | October 31, 2007 4:04 PM
20

Something that's gone on this long really needs a theme song.

Oh this is the scandal that doesn't end,

Yes it goes on and on my friends!

Some senators, started denyin' they were gettin' it in the rear,

but they continue screwing up cause they won't admit they're queer!

Oh, this is the scandal that doesn't end... ad nauseam

Posted by Ferinoch | October 31, 2007 4:07 PM
21

I hear Dino and Richard were part of a three way.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 31, 2007 4:25 PM
22

Awww... I wanted to see how many people thought (like I did) that just his dick was gay. I couln't get the whole result to display.

Posted by Bobbie7781 | October 31, 2007 5:12 PM
23

MESSAGE FOR SEATTLE VOTERS
Just wondering - do you think Mr. Curtis was a fan of Concerned Women of America?

My bet says - YES. Bet he sent them money when he got their fund raising letters. Think on it.

Remember to vote.

Posted by fairy | October 31, 2007 5:28 PM
24

Missing option: "I was molested by my clergyman between the ages of 13 and 15"

Posted by w7ngman | October 31, 2007 8:14 PM
25

You left out:

I have apologized to my wife and asked God for forgiveness; therefore I am a free man now.

Posted by Colton | October 31, 2007 11:48 PM
26

18% Bobbie7781 when I looked...

Posted by subwlf | November 1, 2007 1:39 PM
27

You left out "I'm not gay, but my moustache is." It's more like "I'm not gay, but my moustache was in 1979."

I wonder if he's now go back to his private sector job. He was a fireman and their known for their tolerance.... oh, wait, maybe not

Posted by Timothy | November 1, 2007 6:39 PM
28

What happened to the old warhorse immortalized in “Boys in the Band”? “Christ, was I drunk last night. I don’t remember a thing.”

Posted by Carl | November 2, 2007 8:44 AM

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