Comments on Republicans Shut Out Press

Schweet. The jokes just write themselves, don't they?

There aren't many people with my last name. Why are so many of them oxygen thiefs?

Lostboy, count your blessings-- the first famous person ever to bear my last name is Michael Vick.

drew @3, point taken. I suppose we can both be glad we weren't born to the Santorum clan.

Most people would be proud to be named after perhaps the greatest motorcycle racer ever. Most people will tell you that Rossi is a gentleman both on and off the track. I don't understand why The Stranger won't give him a break.

Why do the Red Bushies hate our American core values of Truth, Justice, and a Free Press so very very much?

Rossi is slime.

No, Will. You are wrong about Rossi.

When you encounter slime from say a slug or from the jowls of a dog you know it's slime.

Rossi is clever slime.

Next time Will, please use more caution so as not to harm honest slime's reputation.

Sorry, my bad. Besides, some slime is algae, and we can use that for bio-fuel.

Aw c'mon you guys, why can't the WA-GOP get together, knock back a few scotch-and-sodas, and tell some racist/sexist/homophobe jokes without you MSM-types going all nukular on they asses?

I was at work the other day when the phone rang. It was some horrid telemarketer for the GOP, telling me that they needed to raise money for Dino Rossi because Christine Gregoire (sp?) is making such a mess of things.

I finally stopped her and asked her who she was calling for, because if there's one thing I ain't, it's a Republican. She gave me the name of the person who had my workstation before me: A retiree who is a real moron. (why would a union member be a Republican?)

Anyway, I told her that she was calling a City of Seattle government number, and that she should lose it.