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1

Because we value tradition, here!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | October 1, 2007 9:31 AM
2

well, that has a lot to do with the jet stream. and satan. eeeep, ooop, BIRDS! thank you.

Posted by adrian! | October 1, 2007 9:33 AM
3

Seattle is fascist against toads? Since when?

Posted by dope | October 1, 2007 9:34 AM
4

Is this the same guy that takes out full page ad-rants about inconsequential bullshit in the Stranger?

If so, please stop giving him airplay.

Posted by seattle98104 | October 1, 2007 9:34 AM
5

Don't blame me, I voted for Charlie Chong.

Posted by Gurldoggie | October 1, 2007 9:35 AM
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Why is it so much easier to be a whiny little bitch under a pseudonym?

Posted by Carollani | October 1, 2007 9:36 AM
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I thought Nostradamus was supposed to supply (cryptic) (non)answers, not pose questions. Get it straight, N 2.

Posted by N in Seattle | October 1, 2007 9:38 AM
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...Mr. Blomstrom?

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 1, 2007 9:42 AM
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@4:

Unless he's now posting from beyond-the-grave, that guy died a couple of weeks ago.

No, this is a completely new crackpot.

And in answer to his question: because that carefully crafted "reputation" is generally effective in discouraging stupid people from moving here.

Of course, there are always a few exceptions who manage to slip through anyway, case in point.

Posted by COMTE | October 1, 2007 9:43 AM
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To me, Seattle is known for two things: (1) Coffee. (2) People who need still more coffee to be fully functional.

Posted by expatriate in zombie land | October 1, 2007 9:45 AM
11

That was weird.... I would just say we are a bunch of passive/agressive spineless liberals with a stick up our collective asses (replaces the missing spine) who have no clue how to dress with any taste...

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | October 1, 2007 9:55 AM
12

Wait, did you all bring the TSS column back? Geez.

Posted by me | October 1, 2007 9:59 AM
13

Oh, thanks Comte. I did not hear the news. Brain cancer? That explains a lot.

Posted by seattle98104 | October 1, 2007 10:16 AM
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Nostrodamus- Ask the bouncer guru fat guy that the Stranger wasted space on this week. he'll enlighten you.

Posted by Rocktober | October 1, 2007 10:27 AM
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It is mostly because of dogs in bars.

Posted by mason | October 1, 2007 10:35 AM
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Nostradamus forgot to mention that Seattle is also known for; tired, tragic, thieving, lying, lecherous, and mentally ill old drag queens- can we say Mark “mom” Finley?

Posted by Lola Falana | October 1, 2007 10:35 AM
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Also, serial killers and painfully bad drivers!

Posted by Peter | October 1, 2007 10:42 AM
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Sorry, Nostradamus 2 -- That information is available on a need-to-know basis only (though inquisitive non-qualifiers might try consulting Nostradamus 1).

Posted by RonK, Seattle | October 1, 2007 10:44 AM
19

Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Posted by Gully Foyle | October 1, 2007 10:45 AM
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Oh N2, that is a great question!

We like to keep our thieves full of fascism, our journalists full of whores, and our whorelike morons full of backwater. It keeps the status quo really.

Do the math, that shit adds up.

Posted by Original Monique | October 1, 2007 10:46 AM
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@19

What about you, Dad?!

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 1, 2007 10:50 AM
22

Since when is Seattle known for anything except rain and coffee?

Posted by Kerlyssa | October 1, 2007 10:57 AM
23

...The Aristocrats!

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | October 1, 2007 11:12 AM
24

@19

...to quote Atmosphere's hidden track...

Posted by Morgan | October 1, 2007 11:25 AM
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I guess you guys got somekind of low self-esteem problem. The rest of the country views Seattle as a pretty cool place.

Posted by DC Kid | October 1, 2007 11:33 AM
26

I never thought our prostitutes were particularly noteworthy, Lou Graham being the exception, of course.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | October 1, 2007 11:45 AM
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@26 - good point. Same goes for our politicians and news writers.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 1, 2007 12:05 PM
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He and the rest of you are operating under the assumption that Seattle is "known." I can assure you that it's not. I've been asking people all over the country, and to a man (or woman or tranny), they all say "Seattle who?...You mean that crazy cancer-ridden bitch-whore who died in a rain-soaked alley behind the coffee-shop?"

Posted by jack | October 1, 2007 12:08 PM
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@14...I know, huh? I'm sure this comment is out of place but i just read that pointless article. He wins "best throat-ee". Or worst.

Posted by true, true | October 1, 2007 12:35 PM
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@25 This town was *built* on low self-esteem, baby!

Posted by I Hate Myself | October 1, 2007 12:50 PM
31

I'll take RHETORICAL QUESTIONS for $200, Alex...

Posted by PERV GRIFFIN | October 1, 2007 12:51 PM
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@28 - all I know is when I travel around the world - Venice, Florence, Nice, Paris, wherever - all I have to do is say I'm from Seattle and people know where that is.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 1, 2007 3:05 PM
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And here I thought it was known for coffe and the space needle! Silly me!

Posted by sfartist | October 1, 2007 3:07 PM
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@32 - that's only because they've all been to Vancouver recently.

Posted by Fnarf | October 1, 2007 3:31 PM
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@14 and 29... Do you guys know Eli? you should. He's a damn fine human being and he deserves a page in the paper. The Stranger "wastes space" on all kinds of things every week... I'm thrilled to see a good man get some of his due.

As far as Seattle:

Is it... the rain? Or is it... the mayor?

Posted by Katelyn | October 1, 2007 4:17 PM
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It's a population control tactic. Imagine if people knew the truth, we'd have even more that match your description running around.

If you're living here, thanks for leaving soon. If you're elsewhere, believe what you hear and if you have to move, go somewhere nice like Sacramento.

Posted by joe | October 1, 2007 4:44 PM
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'Cause

That's the way we LIKE it!

Posted by old timer | October 2, 2007 9:29 AM

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