The Ladies One for My Ladiez
posted by October 17 at 10:53 AMon
One of the coolest things about being a lady is that you get to be hella pretty. And one of the coolest things about being a gentleman is that, when you see a lady who is hella pretty, you get to tell her about your boner.
Such unsolicited boner information is the subject of newborn blog Let Me Holler at You.
For example, I fondly look back on the time when, at a Salsa club in Los Angeles, a gentleman with a handlebar mustache and a shiny purple suit called out to me: “You make a ole man cry!” Um, okay, I thought. Not a bad holler, if holler he must. He beckoned me closer and whispered, “You give me a hard-on!”
Or, while walking across a parking lot wearing a polka-dotted dress, I was the grateful recipient of this holler: “If she move those polka-dots any further away from me, I’mma be BOOBATIZED till mornin’!”
Or the time when my sister, innocently strolling the streets of San Francisco, passed a hobo lying in a doorway. “What’s up with your pee-hole, baaaaaby?” asked the inquisitive hobo.
Why must I know about the situation in your underpants? What the fuck is “boobatized”? What is up with my sister’s pee-hole? AND WHY DO YOU JUST GET TO HOLLER WHATEVER YOU WANT IN A LADY’S FACE?
From Let Me Holler at You’s mission statement:
Sometimes, as ladies, we are doing nothing more than minding our own business when a passing stranger will comment on the size of our asses, the voluptuousness of our boobz.
I invite you all to share with me your tales of woe, whether in regards to a dude leaning out of his car at you, a hobo peeking out from behind a dumpster at you, or even a stranger on a bike inquiring as to the whereabouts of your “man” when, in fact, your man is standing right next to you at the time.
Please submit all entries to: firstname.lastname@example.org. International submissions will be accepted!
So, ladies! Share your holler-related lady woes at Let Me Holler at You. So far, you can enjoy such submissions as “You don’t gotta get up, I’m just taking a piss,” and “There’s gotta be a whole lotta pussy behind that ass!”
Do it for me. Do it for you. Do it for LADY JUSTICE!