Sex Okay, Who’s the Fag Taking Pictures for the Catholic League?
posted by October 1 at 12:12 PMon
Bill Donohue’s Catholic League launched a boycott of Miller Brewing Company last week over the beer company’s sponsorship of the Folsom Street Fair, part of the fallout over Folsom Street Fair’s “Last Supper” poster. Along with a big statement announcing of the boycott, the Catholic League posted three pages worth of shocking—disturbing! horrifying! disgusting!—photos taken at the Folsom Street Fair between 2003-2006.
Here’s one pic the Catholic League posted to its website…
Wow. Hot fucking dude. Here’s another dude from the Catholic League’s website…
Hot. Nice abs. And here’s another dude from the Catholic League’s collection of Folsom Street Fair snaps…
Man. Crazyass goats-eye contact lenses, but great tits and shoulders. So many hot, conventionally attractive dudes—what are the odds?
Pretty long, as it turns out.
Stranger columnist Mistress Matisse attended Folsom Street Fair 2007—which took place yesterday, with Miller staying on as sponsor despite Donohue’s boycott—and sent me a mess of pictures she took. I was struck by how different Matisse’s pics were from the ones posted on the Catholic League’s website. Matisse’s got some pics of conventionally attractive kinksters enjoying Folsom…
…but Matisse’s pics also included a lot of un-conventionally attractive people—and lots of straight people—enjoying themselves at San Francisco’s leather/BDSM/fetish street party. You know, all the people absent from the Catholic League’s website. People like this opposite-sex couple. Or these guys with their imperfect bodies. Or guys that are just a little too hairy
Hm. Based on what the Catholic League chose to show us about Folsom, it would seem that the Catholic League’s photographer—or Bill Donohue himself, or whoever chose the photos for the Catholic League’s website—has a thing for jocks and beefy guys with hairy tits. I mean, check out the hot guys here , here, and here—all from the Catholic League’s website. Whoever was choosing photos for the Catholic League’s website doesn’t just like firm, hairy man tit, but firm, hairy man ass too.
There are tons of conventionally hot homos at Folsom. But hot homos aren’t the only folks at Folsom—after all, hot,
straight bi Matisse was there. Yet conventionally hot guys—and a few conventionally hot girls—are pretty much the only thing the Catholic League wanted to show us. Why do you suppose that is?
Could it be that a homo with a taste for hairy muscular men has infiltrated the Catholic League? Or is it true what they say about groups like the Catholic League—that they show up at gay and sex-positive events and take “shocking” pictures on behalf of their frustrated, closeted, and deeply jealous members?