I'm sorry, I've lost track - how many is that this week?

so how do you get blood out of a clown suit?

If the kids didn't want it they should have pulled the duct tape off their mouths and said something.

Dan-

Just out of curiosity, how did you know my full name is Griffith..?

Your email?

Sorry, I almost never use my full name. Didn't think I had. Nevermind.

He also knows what you're wearing.

House of Joy my ass.

AAAHH! This brought me right back to an early clown trauma:

It's 8 a.m. and I'm 7 years old, riding my bike downtown to see the parade in the crappy little logging town I grew up in. Suddenly, a clown approaches me. Unshaven. Drunk. And wearing a pair of HUGE NAKED TITS on the outside of his clothing. Nipples and all.

My sister quickly got me out of there, but it was too late -- I'm scarred for life. There is NOTHING more nightmarish than a perverted clown.

That wasn't a clown. It was a Repub candidate.

See, now I'll never convince my niece that she has no reason to fear clowns.

Biblical Stoning should be used on creepy pedophile clowns!

i read the whole SG report... at first it sounded like it might be a misunderstanding, and that the old man was just ignorant. but the last two pages describe that he gave a video of naked minors to his "little brother" (he was a "big brother"), and that dvds depicting minors in sexual situations were found in his home.

My lifelong fear of clowns has been confirmed and reinforced yet again. *shudder*

When do we rise up and start shoving the Christians into the ovens?

You mean the ones that bombed the WTC the first time?

#12 - I don't recall the Bible saying anything against pedophilia. Lust after a woman, yank out your eye. Lust after a little boy - it's pretty mum on the subject.

But enough Devil's Advocate. What kind of a name is Klutzo, even for a clown? I get this mental image of cops catching him surrounded by a pile o' porn, and he, in full clown costume, shrugs guiltily and says "Oops, I'm such a Klutzo!"

@17 I*'m sick and should be in bed and not reading slog but you're joking right?

Sure the Bible says yank out your eye but I'm not near as nice as Jesus... I say castrate any man that lusts after a child or burn him alive or publicly stone him.
Any of the above choices seem quite merciful to me for any aadult that is lusting after a child.
Like I said I'm sick and going to bed and I'm sure it was a joke.

mj@18 - I'm sure you're a lovely person, but it really is difficult watching your moral gymnastics, as you try to reconcile your commendably liberal views with your faith in an invisible bearded man in the sky with special rules written on stones, a magic book, and a zombie for a son.

As far as I can tell, @17 simply states that the Bible does not contain any explicit prohibition of paedophilia, which, as far as I'm aware, is correct.

@19
My commendable liberal views... Why Thank You!
There are no mental gymnastics involved I'm quite secure in what I believe. You have no idea what I believe.
I still have no sympathy for pedophiles. If you can't handle it or I hit a sore spot I really do not care!
This post was about a pedophile and i was simply stating my opinion not accusing anybody!
I have worked in orphanages for years and have dealt with many of them... Most of them are creepy white men who call themselves ministers to children.

@15

You're new here, aren't you?

Christians are all child molestors. There has never been a Jewish children's clown who molested children.

This is because Christianity is a religion for perverted idiots. Judaism is a religion of truth and justice.

This is really fucking disturbing. Seriously, all three of the biggest freak-out-inducing aspects are here: Clown, Pedophile, and evangelical Christian. I feel physically ill.