Comments on Notes from the Prayer Warrior

A man's retreat? ROWR!

I pray that your plane crashes. And everybody lives. Everybody but you.

Safe home, asshole.

As much as this guy prays for God's guidance, you'd think God would have given him a brain by now. Or smited him.

Yeah, I'll pray that God knocks some sense into your fool head, but that probably won't happen, so fuck you anyway, you racist, homophobic fatass.

Oh please. Praying that his plane crashes? Let's just hope the winds shift in his direction -- that should be enough.

This guy spends a lot of time asking people to pray for HIM. How selfish!!

Hey Eli,

Just curious, about how many of these do you receive a week?

I'll be praying your flight gets rerouted - to San Diego.

I'll be praying you get the kind of conviction that brings lots of jail time.

I hope he packed condoms.

Dear Hutch,

I'll be praying for you, but really, I think it's time you got off your lazy ass and did some more of your own praying.

I'm sure you'll have lots of time for prayer at the men's retreat. Just keep in mind: You gotta pray HARDER! LONGER! DEEPER! YEAH! Perhaps you can have some of the other men hold private prayer vigils with you. Make sure you set some of those up.