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Monday, October 29, 2007

Not Fucking Likely

posted by on October 29 at 16:05 PM

It’s good to know that I can still let my nine year-old curl up on the couch with the New York Timesarts section.

‘Miss Bad Media Karma’ Sings, Too

“Eat it! Lick it! Snort it!” Such was the legal commentary offered by Britney Spears when she left her latest court hearing on Friday afternoon, as reported by “Access Hollywood.” (Actually there was one more imperative phrase, but it’s not likely to appear in this newspaper.)

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Posted by Michigan Matt | October 29, 2007 4:21 PM

I'd love to sit my (future) children down on the sofa and read the paper to them, but I get the feeling they'd be bored out of their minds.

Posted by Greg | October 29, 2007 4:28 PM

i read that too.

considering i didn't get my sunday NYT till this morning, it just added fuel to the fire.

Posted by maxsolomon | October 29, 2007 4:38 PM

Britney channels her inner Daft Punk.

Posted by G | October 29, 2007 4:42 PM

As song lyrics go, they're not bad.

Posted by mattymatt | October 29, 2007 4:52 PM

"What's Hump, Daddy?"

"We don't share that with CPS."

Posted by Since you are the parent of the year | October 29, 2007 5:57 PM

Dan--I would keep my 9-year old away from the Times for completely different reasons, e.g., in case you missed it, check out Edward Rothstein's "gayness is irrelevant" analysis of (the admittedly stupid debate over) Albus's amazing that this guy is allowed to write for the Times, when every piece he writes is basically "gay? who cares?" e.g., see his article a few years back on Nietzsche.

Posted by thegayrecluse | October 30, 2007 7:24 AM

So, does your 9-year-old curl up on the couch with *your* paper?

Posted by bigyaz | October 30, 2007 9:25 AM

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