News Morning News
posted by October 27 at 9:00 AM
onposted by news intern Brian Slodysko
The world’s tiniest violin: Merrill Lynch considers ouster of chief executive.
The cost of a Rolex: Prison photographer testifies against former Khmer Rouge leaders.
Slipping through the cracks: Thirty CIA “ghost prisoners” unaccounted for.
Still not as lazy as Fred Thompson: Democrats in Congress taking Fridays off.
FEMA: Still bullshitting the country.
For his next magic trick: Copperfield being investigated by a federal grand jury.
Keys open doors: Money, cocaine and handgun missing from Lynnwood PD’s evidence room possibly seized in search of deputy chief’s home.
Whatevs: Mars Hill brings lost twenty-somethings back to the flock.
Comments
whatever happened to posting recipe of the day with the headlines? I was just getting into it...
"The world's tiniest violin?"
As predictable as the tides or the seasons, another generation of sons and daughters of affluence bite the hand of the system that gave them every amenity that they enjoy.
Tax the fuck out of the rich, don't wish ill upon them.
@1--I think that's an ECB (Erica Barnett) thing. She posts recipes when she's doing the headlines. I agree with you, though. The recipes are great.
Thanks Michigan Matt, I'll see if I can find some of her old headline posts.
Did anyone see that Maxim is doing a thing on "unsexy women." Totally fucked up and sexist. They blast one woman for being too skinny and another for being fat. Also, they get Madonna for being old. WTF.
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