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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Meanwhile in London

posted by on October 30 at 14:09 PM

Cocaine, gay sex, a videotape, and a member of the royal family—it’s a scandal. Unfortunately this sex tape doesn’t feature a member of the royal family that anyone really wants to see choking on cock. But still… worth a read.

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Damn I was hoping it would be Prince Harry...

Posted by Just Me | October 30, 2007 2:16 PM
2

God yes! That sexy Ginger was almost there anyway, what with the male-nipple licking and vodka snorting.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | October 30, 2007 2:27 PM
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Is there anyway of knowing which *alleged* royal we're talking about?

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | October 30, 2007 2:34 PM
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@3--I Googled it. Allegedly it's David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, Viscount Linley. He's 12th in line to the throne. One of Margaret's sons. His birthday's coming up on 3 November. Happy B-day, David!

Posted by Michigan Matt | October 30, 2007 2:40 PM
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Various British news sources report that the targeted royal is David (Viscount)Lynley - the son of the late Princess Margaret and Lord Snowden.

Posted by atl2sea | October 30, 2007 2:42 PM
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ew... not hot. How disappointing.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | October 30, 2007 2:54 PM
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It's a mystery to me why Viscount Linley and his mother and all the rest of them aren't just hanged at Hyde Park Corner like the good old days. I'd love to see Princess Anne's head on a pike, wouldn't you?

But it's hardly a surprise that a Royal is a royal fuck pig. They all are. Elizabeth herself was when younger -- just filthy -- and as far back as Victoria's time it's been considered something of an honor in aristo circles to have the Prince Consort or other top dog bang your wife. Old Chuck has probably been in half the cooters of Mayfair.

Posted by Fnarf | October 30, 2007 4:20 PM
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I don't think he's gorgeous but Viscount Linley (correct spelling please folks) is a complete dog.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40815000/jpg/_40815623_linley.jpg

Most of the gay guys posting on this blog KNOW that we have done worse looking guys in our lives.

Posted by Malcolm in Sydney | October 30, 2007 5:12 PM
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Sorry that should read "ISN'T a complete dog."

Although I agree that either of his cousin's (William or Harry) would have been a lot more fun.

Who is willing to bet how long it takes before a copy of the blowjob in question ends up on Pornotube or X-Tube?

Posted by Malcolm in Sydney | October 30, 2007 5:15 PM
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@8 - the photo - Viscount's a dead ringer for his daddy, the celebrated photographer, Anthony Armstrong-Jones, who one hears was a wee bit light in the brogans himself.

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | October 30, 2007 9:18 PM
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I'd do him!

Posted by MarkyMark | October 30, 2007 10:27 PM
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I donít know whatís worse, the fact that the sex scandals from across the pond seem to have a more civil and refined nature, even in their depravity and baser details, or that an entertainment guide over there thinks FoxNews is THE leading news channel in America.

Posted by PDX Paullie | November 1, 2007 1:44 PM
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As an austalian, every time I see a comment about FoxNews, I feel the need to apologise on behalf of my entire nation for the mere existence of Rupert Murdoch.

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maximu Culpa.

Posted by malcolm in Sydney | November 1, 2007 10:37 PM

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