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Oh, that food just looks nasty.

And most of this news is from yesterday's Drudge.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 18, 2007 8:33 AM

Mmm, bacon.

Can someone please explain to me why the Ellen dog story is a story? Why I have to look at her sobbing on national TV over a pup she had for a couple of days? Buy the kids another fucking puppy, they'll get over it in ten seconds flat. Jesus, the traumas of the super-rich are so infuriating.

Posted by Fnarf | October 18, 2007 8:53 AM

Nobody cares about Ellen or the stupid dog. I hope she dies.

Posted by Bad Day | October 18, 2007 9:04 AM

Re: Swearing at work...I knew it! All those times I was cursing people out, I was building camaraderie.

Also, fnarf...The reason it is a story is because cunt degeneres is a fucking kook and is trying to bully a rescue org. I'm glad they aren't capitulating. She gets a dog, and in two seconds decides it is too unruly. So she gives up. People like that should be held accountable.

Posted by Mike in MO | October 18, 2007 9:09 AM

re: granting immunity

when are the dems going to stop rolling over and dying every time the republicans push them a wee bit?

Posted by arduous | October 18, 2007 9:10 AM

Chris Walla's hard drive seized by homeland security.

Posted by shitbrain | October 18, 2007 9:11 AM

Whoops. Here's the corrected link.

Posted by shitbrain | October 18, 2007 9:13 AM

Thank you homeland security for keeping Chris Walla's music from terrorizing me.

Posted by p | October 18, 2007 9:25 AM

Wow, it's "bated breath". Thanks I was always spelling it wrong but it is based on the word "bate" not "bait". My dad used to say bated breath but I was not exactly sure what it meant till I looked it up.

Posted by Touring | October 18, 2007 9:29 AM

I always felt that swearing at work was good for performance and morale. Than I went to work next to a devout Mormon and realized it didn't always work out.

Posted by Touring | October 18, 2007 9:33 AM

20,000 people die every day of malnutrition and treatable diseases. Why is Ellen DeGeneres' dog worth more than they are?

Posted by Fyodor Zulinski | October 18, 2007 9:36 AM

"coincidentally" "there" "was" "a" report on connie couric barnett last eveenings about said word re-spelling-dictions: shoo shoe in; bait bated breath; and the headliner__ vocalchords or VocalCords -- all petty stupid shit because of us idiots on blogs making language more stupider to the point of a genius uhward for most Stupidest. let's go slog. We can Make it Happen!!

Posted by June Bee | October 18, 2007 9:39 AM

I am so over oily noodles with vegetables. I need sauce dammit!

Posted by keshmeshi | October 18, 2007 10:55 AM

You guys might want to check the DUI logs from last night and fgr out which council hopeful got one.....

Posted by INORIGHT? | October 18, 2007 11:11 AM

Would someone remind me why Democrats are supposedly better than Republicans? I mean really, other than the fact that they think that women should be able to have all the abortions they want they're pretty much indistinguishable from the Republicans when it comes to giving George W. Bush whatever he wants.

Posted by wile_e_quixote | October 18, 2007 11:13 AM

@14 - whoa, just found that. This should be interesting. No doubt it's attributable to a police department that doesn't "look like her".

Posted by tsm | October 18, 2007 11:42 AM

The clinton link isn't linking.

Posted by ams | October 18, 2007 12:01 PM

Well, I'm sure the MSM will fix the link, ams.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 18, 2007 1:31 PM

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