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I don't know about other people, but I have at least 15 distinctly different ways of walking depending upon where I'm going, how fast I want to get there, and my overall mood. And that's not counting all the different ways I walk when I'm just experimenting. Ever walk in such a way that your body does not rise and fall at each step, but maintains a constant height throughout? It's harder than it seems!

Posted by Chris in Tampa | October 16, 2007 12:06 AM

Holy shit! Did you notice the link off to the side of the article you referenced, about the five-year-old girl in Florida left for dead in "alligator alley" after her mother was assaulted?! THAT'S the story, mofo. Let's hope it ends up in "Last Days," or Hell.

Posted by pbaitch | October 16, 2007 2:44 AM

I tho don't thway when I walk, and I honethtly don't know how people can alwayth tell I'm gay!

Posted by Michigan Matt | October 16, 2007 4:27 AM

My gaydar usually goes off when a guy is going down on me. That's a sure-fire giveaway.

Posted by NewYorkGuy | October 16, 2007 7:36 AM

I don't know about anyone else, but Adrian calling me "faggot" makes me feel sexy in a way I'd rather forget.

Posted by Donovan | October 16, 2007 10:17 AM

Stop the presses, the gays have invented body language.

Posted by markemmert | October 16, 2007 10:23 AM

"body language"! HA! you are SO from the 70s.

Posted by adrian | October 16, 2007 10:38 AM

My dick is hard.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 16, 2007 10:49 AM

Yeah...but what about ELLEN'S PUPPY????

Posted by marty | October 16, 2007 11:53 AM

adrian! i expect a full report back on this. ricky martin must cease, especially with planting his love seeds all over us. i mean, the US.

Posted by Cook | October 16, 2007 1:11 PM

Explain the "disapproving matron" tone of voice - that's always been the dead giveaway for me.

Posted by Jodie F. | October 16, 2007 1:11 PM

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