TV I Had Daydreams Like This in Middle School Every Day
posted by on October 9 at 14:05 PM
This is Brendon Small:
You are cordially invited to our wedding, which will take place on June 2nd, 2010 (it’s also my birthday—I’m saving you a present you have to get me).
How did we meet, you ask? Well, as you know, Brendan is the successful creator of some of the best animated shows to every grace a television screen—Home Movies and Metalocalypse, to be exact. It’s every fangirl’s dream story: I went to a convention he was signing at, and when I was waiting in line, my phone rang and Dethklok’s “Thunderhorse” was my ringtone, and he looked up, and our eyes met, and it was magic. “Thunderhorse” is definitely our song, if you can have a joint song that the fiancé wrote.
You will have a choice of porterhouse or salmon (vegan options available).
The sex is great, let me just tell you. He always does the voice of McGuirk when we are having pillowtalk! So silly.
Do you think I should be Ari Small? I might just keep my maiden name. And it’s not like it’s a Christian wedding or anything, we don’t have anyone to offend.
The reception is going to be really fun, we’ll have Guitar Hero stations set up and the cake will be in the shape of a movie camera. I wish we didn’t have to have that table of Cartoon Network bigwigs, they are such downers. But it’s good for his career, you know?
Anyhow, I hope to see you there!
I'm scared of you sometimes.
I thought this was cute. Obsessing is awesome. Until rubber tubes are purchased.
I've seen what you look like; he can do way better. And he will.
That's unnecessarily mean AND stupid.
Ari, I'm more than willing to fight you for my man.
McGuirk was voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
Fangirl? Funny. Up til now, I always imagined Jeremy Piven when I read your slog posts.
Yeeee haw, congrats Ari!
@3 - wowsers, you are a total d*ck.
I can't wait for the reception and a chance to best my personal record of 17 points on Guitar Hero! Seriously, that is my career high score. I thought i would be a guitar hero God because i can wale like Chuck Berry on a tennis racket. But alas, no. i apparently have two left hands and 10 big toes for fingers.
Ari, you are darling and Dreaming makes life FUN...
@3 Shut Up... Being mean does not make you any better, you're still a loser!
Just remember, Mean Jean:
We *know* what you're doing at Nordstrom....
The only thing that could make #3 funny would be if it were the actual Jean Enersen.
Wait, there's a metal band named after one of my favorite 1970's era Marvel Comics gun-totin', baton-wielding, 'puter-won't-shut-up, soldier-cyborg anti-heroes?
Whodathunkit.
Louley @5!
them fighting words - but you and Ari can have him.
Mcguirk is my man -Although I blew my chance with Mr. H. Jon Benjamin. I made my friend get his signature and she asked him to write, "It's all about the points Brendan" I was too nervous to do it myself!
Just think what he could accomplish if he weren't such a slacker.
Will DJ Jesus play at the wedding? Doesn't matter cause I'm totally stealing him away from you. Sigh, if he can tell me Dr. Girlfriend's secret (total water cooler talk at Cartoon Network) then it was meant to be.
slut him up baby
slut him up baby
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