If Mr. Poe doesn't post something here in five minutes, it's obvious that he's dead.

Oh, those wacky Japanese and their French ass pastries.

He's not dead, he's just resting.

the fascinating internets broke this story years ago. for a newspaper so entrenched in modern culture there are a couple gaps in your reporting timeline.

I was picking up the pieces of the prior night. It was epic.

Oh, huh. I didn't realize I'd been linked here. (I got BoingBoinged on the same day for another picture. Weird.)

killjoy, the "Cream Collon" product is old news, but I hadn't noticed the awesome juxtaposition of those two products before. You have to figure that someone at Uwajimaya did it on purpose.