Slog - Comments on Dear Everyone, http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone Please stop just vomiting in your mouth a little bit. I ain't mad at cha, but this joke is deceased. Love, Lindy... Copyright 2008 Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:57:20 -0800 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:14:31 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Bad Day Amen. Oh, but I'm still having a bad day. So fuck you.

]]> Bad Day http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828154 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828154 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:04:23 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Ugh, I kidd! I love you so much it hurts!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828157 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828157 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:05:13 -0800 Comment by mattymatt What about "I just came in my mouth a little bit?" I still kind of like that one.

]]> mattymatt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828158 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:05:56 -0800 Comment by tsm Where else would one do it, exactly? In the navel?

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828162 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828162 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:10:00 -0800 Comment by Kb Lindy, please post everyday from now on.

]]> Kb http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828164 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828164 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:10:22 -0800 Comment by Mother I just puked in Lindy's west a little bit.

]]> Mother http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828166 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828166 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:11:12 -0800 Comment by Scottie is Mr. Poe posting under to aliases today?

]]> Scottie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828172 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828172 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:13:48 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Lindy, it wasnt a joke.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828173 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828173 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:15:05 -0800 Comment by Bawler And while we're at it, let's stop the "Because that's the way we roll" shtick.

]]> Bawler http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828174 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828174 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:15:13 -0800 Comment by Hmm? Ugh. I think I puked in my mouth a bit when I read that.

]]> Hmm? http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828175 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828175 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:15:31 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @7

Yes. When I'm slightly happier I post under my usual name. When I'm back to not being happy, I change it to Bad Day.

And now, a feat of lunatic daring. WOOT!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828179 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828179 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:17:35 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale I laughed so hard I peed Lindy West's pants.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828190 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828190 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:23:15 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver Thank you Lindy. But you should put some teeth in that and make it policy to delete all posts of that comment from now on.

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828194 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828194 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:24:01 -0800 Comment by shane the new thing is to vomit in someone else's mouth a little bit. good job #6 at keeping with the times!

]]> shane http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828198 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828198 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:27:24 -0800 Comment by Lindy @3: Yes. Still funny.

@13: I wish I had that kind of power.

]]> Lindy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828199 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828199 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:27:43 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Geez! Don't tase me, bro!

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828202 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828202 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:29:47 -0800 Comment by brandon it was never funny to begin with.

]]> brandon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828203 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828203 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:29:56 -0800 Comment by Don't worry, It's SFW. Hi. Would everybody like to watch some girls vomit in each others mouth? Check it out!

]]> Don't worry, It's SFW. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828204 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828204 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:30:08 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV For that matter, when did "whatnot" come into such intense, everyday usage?

Add it to the list of banned words, phrases, and whatnot.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828209 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828209 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:32:22 -0800 Comment by Carollani I only say that I vomited in my mouth a little bit when I've actually vomited in my mouth a little bit, and I shall continue.

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828213 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828213 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:33:26 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Whatnot is a word, NapoleonXIV.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828219 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828219 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:35:50 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Whatnot is a*n awesome word, NapoleonXIV.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828220 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828220 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:36:56 -0800 Comment by Gloria If it's about snack bags festering inside vaginas, that joke is really the least of my worries.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828223 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828223 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:37:18 -0800 Comment by twee Weird, I had just commented about that on here a couple days ago. And also the "I'm shocked -- shocked!" thing. TIRED

]]> twee http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828225 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:37:51 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave @20, this is my exact point. anything that actually induces actual vomit should be recorded for the public record.

I in fact did vomit in my mouth a little bit. It is something that happens to me on occasion. There was one time I was kicked in the balls so hard that I did vomit into my own mouth.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828226 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828226 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:38:05 -0800 Comment by Levislade I love whatnot. If it's good enough for Pepys and Pope, it's good enough for me!

http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/50284141?single=1&query_type=word&queryword=whatnot

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828228 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828228 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:40:14 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I've made some of my friends vomit a little when I punch them in the balls, too. I've never vomited when I get crunched.

I punch guys in the balls all of the time. Not really a punch, just a little bitch whip. It's a compliment, really.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828232 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828232 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:41:48 -0800 Comment by Samantha Life is not whatnot.

]]> Samantha http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828234 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828234 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:44:21 -0800 Comment by Seriously Don't go there!

]]> Seriously http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828236 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828236 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:45:45 -0800 Comment by exelizabeth Let's all now share our pet-peeve phrases that inexplicably annoy us and demand everyone everywhere stop using them! Then the whole world would shut up.

Mine is the word "I," it is SO tired. SO everyone please stop using it, okay?

]]> exelizabeth http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828243 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828243 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:52:47 -0800 Comment by bing if lindy west is now going to be the arbiter of played-out idiom, she's not gonna have much time to write her movie reviews, which are, incidentally, full of played-out idiom.

]]> bing http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828246 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828246 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:54:18 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Yes, whatnot is a word.
It is a word that usually sits in a dusty corner of antiquity, but is enjoying an annoying resurgence.

Yet it is a word that does not signify much, and should hardly be missed.


]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828252 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828252 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:58:23 -0800 Comment by Lindy @8 and @20:

If you actually vomit in your mouth, of course I am not asking you to keep it a secret. I said that the JOKE is deceased, not the act of vomiting in your mouth.

I have vomited in my own mouth on several occasions, most notably while standing in the security line at an airport in Rome, and while sitting in the back row at Live Girls! Theater (gin's fault, not theirs).

Can we all stop yelling now?

]]> Lindy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828271 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828271 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:10:26 -0800 Comment by hee Didn't that originate from the movie Dodgeball?

]]> hee http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828272 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828272 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:10:36 -0800 Comment by el Rutherford While we are at it, how about omitting: Um, acutally
Best/Worst. ____. Ever.

]]> el Rutherford http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828389 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828389 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:36:22 -0800 Comment by el Rutherford ...and anything involving Cafe Presse with that pretentious extra e.

]]> el Rutherford http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828393 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828393 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:40:12 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale AbsoLUTEly!

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828397 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828397 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:42:06 -0800 Comment by I Just Vomited In The Chowder When No One Was Looking Someone finally said it. Totally with you on this! I don't even want a funeral for it. Just go.

]]> I Just Vomited In The Chowder When No One Was Looking http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828461 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828461 Housekeeping Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:59:02 -0800 Comment by pissy mcslogbot hey Lindy,
how about "whuuuz-uppp", or - "oh snap, no you didn't" or "who let the dawgs out, woo woo", are those still cool? ohhh you mean internet slang, how about "noobz", "woot" and the ever popular "whatevs" ???

]]> pissy mcslogbot http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828644 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828644 Housekeeping Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0800 Comment by RHETT ORACLE @36 - Nothing pretentious about the extra "e" in Cafe Presse. "Presse" in French means "press" in English - as in the Fourth Estate, journalists, like gnomes who toil away at The Stranger - the ink-stained press. "Cafe" with an acute accent means either "coffee" or "place to drink coffee." Since the "e" is silent, I understand how this might distresse you, el.

]]> RHETT ORACLE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828645 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828645 Housekeeping Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:01:07 -0800 Comment by PdxRitchie Don't get me started

]]> PdxRitchie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828665 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828665 Housekeeping Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:22:35 -0800 Comment by bigyaz Meh. Not so much. Just sayin'.

]]> bigyaz http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828791 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828791 Housekeeping Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:34:00 -0800 Comment by J.R. Alrighty!

]]> J.R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828873 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c828873 Housekeeping Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:43:04 -0800 Comment by fluteprof Only if you stop saying/writing "hoo-haw".

]]> fluteprof http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c829693 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/dear_everyone#c829693 Housekeeping Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:14:31 -0800