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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dear Everyone,

posted by on October 18 at 13:57 PM

Please stop just vomiting in your mouth a little bit. I ain’t mad at cha, but this joke is deceased.

Love,
Lindy

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1

Amen. Oh, but I'm still having a bad day. So fuck you.

Posted by Bad Day | October 18, 2007 2:04 PM
2

Ugh, I kidd! I love you so much it hurts!

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 18, 2007 2:05 PM
3

What about "I just came in my mouth a little bit?" I still kind of like that one.

Posted by mattymatt | October 18, 2007 2:05 PM
4

Where else would one do it, exactly? In the navel?

Posted by tsm | October 18, 2007 2:10 PM
5

Lindy, please post everyday from now on.

Posted by Kb | October 18, 2007 2:10 PM
6

I just puked in Lindy's west a little bit.

Posted by Mother | October 18, 2007 2:11 PM
7

is Mr. Poe posting under to aliases today?

Posted by Scottie | October 18, 2007 2:13 PM
8

Lindy, it wasnt a joke.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | October 18, 2007 2:15 PM
9

And while we're at it, let's stop the "Because that's the way we roll" shtick.

Posted by Bawler | October 18, 2007 2:15 PM
10

Ugh. I think I puked in my mouth a bit when I read that.

Posted by Hmm? | October 18, 2007 2:15 PM
11

@7

Yes. When I'm slightly happier I post under my usual name. When I'm back to not being happy, I change it to Bad Day.

And now, a feat of lunatic daring. WOOT!

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 18, 2007 2:17 PM
12

I laughed so hard I peed Lindy West's pants.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | October 18, 2007 2:23 PM
13

Thank you Lindy. But you should put some teeth in that and make it policy to delete all posts of that comment from now on.

Posted by Matt from Denver | October 18, 2007 2:24 PM
14

the new thing is to vomit in someone else's mouth a little bit. good job #6 at keeping with the times!

Posted by shane | October 18, 2007 2:27 PM
15

@3: Yes. Still funny.

@13: I wish I had that kind of power.

Posted by Lindy | October 18, 2007 2:27 PM
16

Geez! Don't tase me, bro!

Posted by Ziggity | October 18, 2007 2:29 PM
17

it was never funny to begin with.

Posted by brandon | October 18, 2007 2:29 PM
18

Hi. Would everybody like to watch some girls vomit in each others mouth? Check it out!

Posted by Don't worry, It's SFW. | October 18, 2007 2:30 PM
19

For that matter, when did "whatnot" come into such intense, everyday usage?

Add it to the list of banned words, phrases, and whatnot.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | October 18, 2007 2:32 PM
20

I only say that I vomited in my mouth a little bit when I've actually vomited in my mouth a little bit, and I shall continue.

Posted by Carollani | October 18, 2007 2:33 PM
21

Whatnot is a word, NapoleonXIV.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 18, 2007 2:35 PM
22

Whatnot is a*n awesome word, NapoleonXIV.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 18, 2007 2:36 PM
23

If it's about snack bags festering inside vaginas, that joke is really the least of my worries.

Posted by Gloria | October 18, 2007 2:37 PM
24

Weird, I had just commented about that on here a couple days ago. And also the "I'm shocked -- shocked!" thing. TIRED

Posted by twee | October 18, 2007 2:37 PM
25

@20, this is my exact point. anything that actually induces actual vomit should be recorded for the public record.

I in fact did vomit in my mouth a little bit. It is something that happens to me on occasion. There was one time I was kicked in the balls so hard that I did vomit into my own mouth.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | October 18, 2007 2:38 PM
26

I love whatnot. If it's good enough for Pepys and Pope, it's good enough for me!

http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/50284141?single=1&query_type=word&queryword=whatnot

Posted by Levislade | October 18, 2007 2:40 PM
27

I've made some of my friends vomit a little when I punch them in the balls, too. I've never vomited when I get crunched.

I punch guys in the balls all of the time. Not really a punch, just a little bitch whip. It's a compliment, really.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 18, 2007 2:41 PM
28

Life is not whatnot.

Posted by Samantha | October 18, 2007 2:44 PM
29

Don't go there!

Posted by Seriously | October 18, 2007 2:45 PM
30

Let's all now share our pet-peeve phrases that inexplicably annoy us and demand everyone everywhere stop using them! Then the whole world would shut up.

Mine is the word "I," it is SO tired. SO everyone please stop using it, okay?

Posted by exelizabeth | October 18, 2007 2:52 PM
31

if lindy west is now going to be the arbiter of played-out idiom, she's not gonna have much time to write her movie reviews, which are, incidentally, full of played-out idiom.

Posted by bing | October 18, 2007 2:54 PM
32

Yes, whatnot is a word.
It is a word that usually sits in a dusty corner of antiquity, but is enjoying an annoying resurgence.

Yet it is a word that does not signify much, and should hardly be missed.


Posted by NapoleonXIV | October 18, 2007 2:58 PM
33

@8 and @20:

If you actually vomit in your mouth, of course I am not asking you to keep it a secret. I said that the JOKE is deceased, not the act of vomiting in your mouth.

I have vomited in my own mouth on several occasions, most notably while standing in the security line at an airport in Rome, and while sitting in the back row at Live Girls! Theater (gin's fault, not theirs).

Can we all stop yelling now?

Posted by Lindy | October 18, 2007 3:10 PM
34

Didn't that originate from the movie Dodgeball?

Posted by hee | October 18, 2007 3:10 PM
35

While we are at it, how about omitting: Um, acutally
Best/Worst. ____. Ever.

Posted by el Rutherford | October 18, 2007 4:36 PM
36

...and anything involving Cafe Presse with that pretentious extra e.

Posted by el Rutherford | October 18, 2007 4:40 PM
37

AbsoLUTEly!

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | October 18, 2007 4:42 PM
38

Someone finally said it. Totally with you on this! I don't even want a funeral for it. Just go.

Posted by I Just Vomited In The Chowder When No One Was Looking | October 18, 2007 5:59 PM
39

hey Lindy,
how about "whuuuz-uppp", or - "oh snap, no you didn't" or "who let the dawgs out, woo woo", are those still cool? ohhh you mean internet slang, how about "noobz", "woot" and the ever popular "whatevs" ???

Posted by pissy mcslogbot | October 19, 2007 1:00 AM
40

@36 - Nothing pretentious about the extra "e" in Cafe Presse. "Presse" in French means "press" in English - as in the Fourth Estate, journalists, like gnomes who toil away at The Stranger - the ink-stained press. "Cafe" with an acute accent means either "coffee" or "place to drink coffee." Since the "e" is silent, I understand how this might distresse you, el.

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | October 19, 2007 1:01 AM
41

Don't get me started

Posted by PdxRitchie | October 19, 2007 3:22 AM
42

Meh. Not so much. Just sayin'.

Posted by bigyaz | October 19, 2007 9:34 AM
43

Alrighty!

Posted by J.R. | October 19, 2007 10:43 AM
44

Only if you stop saying/writing "hoo-haw".

Posted by fluteprof | October 19, 2007 7:14 PM

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