http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee This man is tough as nails. He's also very, very stupid. Matt Martin was camping in an area of the northeastern state of Queensland known to be inhabited by crocodiles when he drank what he later described as "half a slab" -- or 12 cans of beer. When he dived into the river at Cow Bay in the topical far north of the state, he landed on a crocodile. After a brief wrestling match with the reptile, Martin emerged with gashes on his face requiring 40 stitches, The Australian newspaper reported. Admitting his face was "pretty messed up" when he... Copyright 2008 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:47:46 -0800 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:36:00 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Luckily he remembered to wear his stingray chest shield!

]]> cw http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828901 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828901 What the Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:58:17 -0800 Crickey!

]]> Sally Struthers Lawnchair http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828906 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828906 What the Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:00:13 -0800 throw another drunk on the crocki. "no worries mate, i'll just sleep it off before attending to this little flesh wound."

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828970 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828970 What the Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:48:56 -0800 I love australians

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828976 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828976 What the Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:52:14 -0800 In the event of nuclear holocaust, I am convinced that the Aussies could outlive even the cockroaches.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828977 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c828977 What the Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:53:13 -0800 i told u they were feral down under.

]]> josh bomb http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c829029 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c829029 What the Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:42:56 -0800 Australian = hardcore. Or just drunk. Either way, not that smart. Seriously, who is stupid enough to drink a half-rack and go for a swim? I've had my fair share of "let's pack in beers to the lake" hikes, but it's never been 12 per person.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c829481 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/crocodile_drunkee#c829481 What the Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:36:00 -0800