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Friday, October 12, 2007

Crashed Car Can’t Stop Hawtness

posted by on October 12 at 15:49 PM

In celebrity news….

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Orlando Bloom, probably doing something cute and adorable in Legolas costume, crashed his car

Adrian!’s absence on Slog must be because he valiantly came to Orlando’s rescue after the crash. I can only hope he is nursing that poor boy back to health as we speak….

In straight boy news:
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Kendra, from The Girls Next Door hotness, is a rapper?!?! Who knew?

And of course, I figure someone better report on Brit Brits “anti-undies” escapades.

NSFW after the jump…..

Cause gawd knows we have never seen it before. Where is Adrian! when we need him? Come out, you Hollywood superhero, and save us from the white whale that is Brit’s Vag-Hole.

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Posted by Mr. Poe | October 12, 2007 3:59 PM
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Um, if you're going to use embedded images, make sure you know how to do it - right now they don't work and show up as code.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 12, 2007 4:08 PM
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Um, thanks, Will. We're learning.

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | October 12, 2007 4:15 PM
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Seriously, that picture isn't that bad. The ones from earlier in the year showed the bad wax job, c-section scar, and all the other things I NEVER NEEDED TO SEE.

And Kendra is three years away from being princess of White Trash Land, and I love her for it.

Posted by Jessica | October 12, 2007 4:17 PM
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Good Grief! Will someone PLEASE buy that woman some undergarments. My eyes!!!

Posted by SDA in SEA | October 12, 2007 4:26 PM
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Hey, the RCMP is an equal opportunity police force - they have straights as well as gays, just like in the Canadian Armed Forces ...

that said, where are the donuts ... is the Tim Horton's closed?

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 12, 2007 4:53 PM
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Oh, c'mon, I like a gal who's not afraid to wave around a little puss. Brit gets a bad rap. Trashy girls are OK by me.

Speaking of bad raps, anyone who watches the neverending trainwreck that is "Girls Next Door" knows that Kendra has always wanted to rapp her rappin' little heart out. She's also too stupid to make a piece of toast, so she might need a little help. Sadly, your link is just a link back to Slog.

Posted by Fnarf | October 12, 2007 4:59 PM
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And it still is. Brilliant.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 12, 2007 6:09 PM
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I knew Kendra wanted to rap. I love that show. I remember when she got a grill!

Posted by Amelia | October 12, 2007 8:10 PM

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