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Monday, October 1, 2007

Confidential To The Guy Who Just Sneezed 47 Times, In A Crowded Bar, Without Using Tissue, Showering Droplets of Snot Across the Room

posted by on October 1 at 22:37 PM

Please wash your snotty hands, go home, and watch this video:

Also, you are gross.

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did you know that mucus from an unprotected sneeze can travel as far as 10ft.?

Posted by ellarosa | October 1, 2007 11:07 PM

What a retard. He could have grabbed a couple cocktail napkins if he had no kleenex.

Posted by barf lie | October 1, 2007 11:37 PM

The famed eccentric Howard Hughes had the only solution - go into permanent hiding behind a security force of armed Mormon males of great beauty and fierce loyalty .... hmmmmmm yah.

Mr. Sneezer is a prototype of the Stranger reader, rebel, not caring about social conventions at all. Of course, Erica, Milk Maid of human kindness did NOT go to him offering tissue and some sympathy .... or did you Miss Milk of Kindness??.

I suggest she sat there is her not born in Seattle face and wished to see him frying in hell.

Sister Erica, get on the clue bus. You are in Seattle. OK to be nice to Strangers.

Posted by Angel in the Room | October 2, 2007 12:00 AM

wow. get a life.

Posted by jon | October 2, 2007 12:11 AM

wow - oh wow, oh oh woz. wox and wow again.

now, do I have a life? Sir Johnny Boy

Posted by Angel | October 2, 2007 1:11 AM

maybe if his snot was riding a "fixie", then it might be a threat.

Posted by flash gordon | October 2, 2007 1:12 AM

Hot water and soap (the cheaper the better) - the best thing you can do (cuts infection from this in HALF).

Posted by Will in Fremont | October 2, 2007 1:26 AM

What bar was this in??

Posted by John | October 2, 2007 1:58 AM

the guy in the gym was hot

Posted by Lee | October 2, 2007 3:41 AM

Maybe he just has allergies and not a cold or illness of any kind. Still, who want's boogers flying across the room at them?

I am really grossed out by people who blow snot directly out of there nose onto the street (farmer blow). That is fucking gross! Or hock out a big snotty lugy in front of me on a crowded downtown street.

Posted by Claritin Clear | October 2, 2007 9:41 AM

at least he didn't have a dog with him in the bar.

Posted by mason | October 2, 2007 10:01 AM

Why don't we DO IT in our sleeve?

Why don't we DO IT in our sleeve?

Someone is next to us, why don't we DO IT in our sleeve?

Posted by Medina | October 2, 2007 10:19 AM

Oh, man, you are trippin ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 2, 2007 10:52 AM

No. 8: The Columbia City Ale House.

Posted by ECB | October 2, 2007 11:10 AM

Wow, the Erica haters have gotten so bad they are amusingly pathetic and only lend her cred and catchet.

I'm afraid to watch the Howard Hughes movie again, because I feel like I could become like that. It's a wonder I work in medicine.

Biggest motivation to get off the bus and back on my bike? Icky people on the bus and their germs.

Posted by K X One | October 2, 2007 12:01 PM

You were in a crowded bar in downtown Seattle... and you're worried about your health because someone sneezed. Nice.

Posted by Amelia | October 2, 2007 12:21 PM

Was someone wearing a lot of cologne or perfume? That makes me sneeze all the time. Also, sneezes, as you know, are involuntary, so you don't always know when you are going to sneeze.

It does sound gross though. It least it wasn't on the bus.

Posted by drakkar noir | October 2, 2007 12:49 PM

Erica nobody wants Slog to become personal little diatribes from peoples' private lives.

get a fucking LiveJournal

Posted by geez | October 2, 2007 1:46 PM

Amen 18!!!

Posted by Amelia | October 2, 2007 4:19 PM

@#3 -- I think the Clue Bus goes to West Seattle, which is off limits for ECB

Posted by oneway | October 2, 2007 9:31 PM

People who sneeze without covering their mouths are totally inconsiderate. I don't care if it's allergies, a stray nose hair, or toxic viral death causing you to sneeze, I don't want to inhale your particulates!

Cold season is here and I still see this virus spreading behavior in public daily. A reminder in Slog is fine by me. Thanks, Erica!

Posted by Dan | October 2, 2007 11:21 PM

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