The Chinese may be speaking English, but like the differences between English English, Australian English, and Thai English... no "native" English speaker will be able to understand them. And only some Americans will be speaking Ndebele, prolly about as many as do so now, the ones in the Peace Corps(e). Zibabweans speaking Chinese? Only the ones working in Iran's Liquid Nat. Gas shipping ports.
Gomez, even though I get wicked right-wing vibes from you (FTTT), I see that I am quite possibly the only person in this thread of comments that will/could/would see how indescribably retarded everybody else is.
...including your "sarcasm", though. I pretty much have this solid urge to just state the obvious: hey, everybody, in 20 years, the Americans will speak *American.
*"American" language: The result of whatever the hell Rap's final toll accomplishes, the mix of Spanish+"English" at almost every public place's final toll accomplishes, topped off with the destruction of: - spelling/grammar (ex. to, too, two; they, their, they're; are, our, R-Kelly) - sentence structure (ex. run-on sentences) - proper linguistics (It's too late for this shit. We're doomed.) - (Expected) Knowing what the fucking FUCK you are saying. (Waaaaayyyy too late. Game over.)
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Wrong. In 20 years, the Chinese will have called the US's debt to them and annexed the United States.
Yay!
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More likely we'll be speaking Mandarin.
The Chinese may be speaking English, but like the differences between English English, Australian English, and Thai English... no "native" English speaker will be able to understand them. And only some Americans will be speaking Ndebele, prolly about as many as do so now, the ones in the Peace Corps(e). Zibabweans speaking Chinese? Only the ones working in Iran's Liquid Nat. Gas shipping ports.
@Gomez:
Hey, I'm supposed to be the one that takes things way too seriously around here.
Awesome post btw (Charles' previous and current blog post, not Gomez'(s?) current comment)
No, Americans will sp33k teh internets.
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7. Uh... did I REALLY sound that serious?
Do I need to start punctuating all my sarcasm with emoticons again?
Gomez, even though I get wicked right-wing vibes from you (FTTT), I see that I am quite possibly the only person in this thread of comments that will/could/would see how indescribably retarded everybody else is.
...including your "sarcasm", though. I pretty much have this solid urge to just state the obvious: hey, everybody, in 20 years, the Americans will speak *American.
*"American" language: The result of whatever the hell Rap's final toll accomplishes, the mix of Spanish+"English" at almost every public place's final toll accomplishes, topped off with the destruction of:
- spelling/grammar (ex. to, too, two; they, their, they're; are, our, R-Kelly)
- sentence structure (ex. run-on sentences)
- proper linguistics (It's too late for this shit. We're doomed.)
- (Expected) Knowing what the fucking FUCK you are saying. (Waaaaayyyy too late. Game over.)
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