Slog - Comments on Carved Bumpkin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin Copyright 2008 Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:40:21 -0800 Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:24:44 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Judah Boy, if that's not an invitation to have someone come up on your porch and start fucking your pumpkin, I don't know what is.

]]> Judah http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838016 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838016 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:46:28 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Old.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838019 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838019 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:47:11 -0800 Comment by tsm Should've carved a bigger hole and made it Goatse Pumpkin.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838083 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838083 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:00:33 -0800 Comment by Brad Richard Curtis?

Has anyone noticed how much Dan is slogging lately?

Dan, I love it, but man you are tearing it up! Figurately, of course.

]]> Brad http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838098 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838098 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:04:41 -0800 Comment by COMTE I would think the white-hot flame of the candle inside might provide some disincentive, though.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838101 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838101 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:05:55 -0800 Comment by Gloria Blow it out. Warmed pumpkin is an incentive!

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838121 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838121 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:10:40 -0800 Comment by Greg Guys, no. The rind is really rough and scratchy.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838209 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838209 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:36:01 -0800 Comment by Liza @7 And you know because you've fucked a lot of pumpkins on people's doorsteps?

]]> Liza http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838235 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838235 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:42:59 -0800 Comment by QuimbyMcF Now THAT'S what you should have had on your porch tonight, Dan, instead what the significant other vetoed.

]]> QuimbyMcF http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838253 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838253 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:50:36 -0800 Comment by Fnarf No, no, warm pumpkin is soft and gooey, and the heat from the candle has made those cut edges curl in and cook a little. Go for it. Come on. Fuck the pumpkin.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838336 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838336 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:25:02 -0800 Comment by abpend Aren't the thumbs on the wrong side?

]]> abpend http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838424 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838424 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:11:28 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt As a puritanical midwesterner, I'm suitably horrified. You godless coastal people amaze me. . .

]]> Michigan Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838428 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838428 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:15:03 -0800 Comment by Cindy in TX Hey just asking, everyone assumes its an asshole. could it be a vagin?.....

]]> Cindy in TX http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838541 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838541 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:05:43 -0800 Comment by Irena Nah, it's a bum. Much funnier that way. But you can pretend it's a girl's bum if you really want...

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838632 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838632 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:08:11 -0800 Comment by brucie Thumbs aren't on the wrong side if Mr. Pumpkin is on his back...

]]> brucie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838739 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838739 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:16:46 -0800 Comment by Yelley Seen it before elsewhere...

]]> Yelley http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838876 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c838876 What the Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:10:54 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Definitely vag. Especially if she's on her back. C'mon, it's a slit, not an asterisk.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c839001 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c839001 What the Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:18:10 -0800 Comment by David Haha! This stuff is the reason I check in on Savage Love regularly.

]]> David http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c839176 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c839176 What the Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:35:26 -0800 Comment by M Here's a REAL asshole pumpkin http://t4toby.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/boo/

]]> M http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c839250 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/carved_bumpkin#c839250 What the Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:24:44 -0800