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posted by Dan Savage on October 31 at 15:40 PM
Boy, if that's not an invitation to have someone come up on your porch and start fucking your pumpkin, I don't know what is.
Old.
Should've carved a bigger hole and made it Goatse Pumpkin.
Richard Curtis?
Has anyone noticed how much Dan is slogging lately?
Dan, I love it, but man you are tearing it up! Figurately, of course.
I would think the white-hot flame of the candle inside might provide some disincentive, though.
Blow it out. Warmed pumpkin is an incentive!
Guys, no. The rind is really rough and scratchy.
@7 And you know because you've fucked a lot of pumpkins on people's doorsteps?
Now THAT'S what you should have had on your porch tonight, Dan, instead what the significant other vetoed.
No, no, warm pumpkin is soft and gooey, and the heat from the candle has made those cut edges curl in and cook a little. Go for it. Come on. Fuck the pumpkin.
Aren't the thumbs on the wrong side?
As a puritanical midwesterner, I'm suitably horrified. You godless coastal people amaze me. . .
Hey just asking, everyone assumes its an asshole. could it be a vagin?.....
Nah, it's a bum. Much funnier that way. But you can pretend it's a girl's bum if you really want...
Thumbs aren't on the wrong side if Mr. Pumpkin is on his back...
Seen it before elsewhere...
Definitely vag. Especially if she's on her back. C'mon, it's a slit, not an asterisk.
Haha! This stuff is the reason I check in on Savage Love regularly.
Here's a REAL asshole pumpkin http://t4toby.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/boo/
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Boy, if that's not an invitation to have someone come up on your porch and start fucking your pumpkin, I don't know what is.
Old.
Should've carved a bigger hole and made it Goatse Pumpkin.
Richard Curtis?
Has anyone noticed how much Dan is slogging lately?
Dan, I love it, but man you are tearing it up! Figurately, of course.
I would think the white-hot flame of the candle inside might provide some disincentive, though.
Blow it out. Warmed pumpkin is an incentive!
Guys, no. The rind is really rough and scratchy.
@7 And you know because you've fucked a lot of pumpkins on people's doorsteps?
Now THAT'S what you should have had on your porch tonight, Dan, instead what the significant other vetoed.
No, no, warm pumpkin is soft and gooey, and the heat from the candle has made those cut edges curl in and cook a little. Go for it. Come on. Fuck the pumpkin.
Aren't the thumbs on the wrong side?
As a puritanical midwesterner, I'm suitably horrified. You godless coastal people amaze me. . .
Hey just asking, everyone assumes its an asshole. could it be a vagin?.....
Nah, it's a bum. Much funnier that way. But you can pretend it's a girl's bum if you really want...
Thumbs aren't on the wrong side if Mr. Pumpkin is on his back...
Seen it before elsewhere...
Definitely vag. Especially if she's on her back. C'mon, it's a slit, not an asterisk.
Haha! This stuff is the reason I check in on Savage Love regularly.
Here's a REAL asshole pumpkin http://t4toby.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/boo/
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