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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Carved Bumpkin

posted by on October 31 at 15:40 PM

pumpkincarving.jpg

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1

Boy, if that's not an invitation to have someone come up on your porch and start fucking your pumpkin, I don't know what is.

Posted by Judah | October 31, 2007 3:46 PM
2

Old.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 31, 2007 3:47 PM
3

Should've carved a bigger hole and made it Goatse Pumpkin.

Posted by tsm | October 31, 2007 4:00 PM
4

Richard Curtis?

Has anyone noticed how much Dan is slogging lately?

Dan, I love it, but man you are tearing it up! Figurately, of course.

Posted by Brad | October 31, 2007 4:04 PM
5

I would think the white-hot flame of the candle inside might provide some disincentive, though.

Posted by COMTE | October 31, 2007 4:05 PM
6

Blow it out. Warmed pumpkin is an incentive!

Posted by Gloria | October 31, 2007 4:10 PM
7

Guys, no. The rind is really rough and scratchy.

Posted by Greg | October 31, 2007 4:36 PM
8

@7 And you know because you've fucked a lot of pumpkins on people's doorsteps?

Posted by Liza | October 31, 2007 4:42 PM
9

Now THAT'S what you should have had on your porch tonight, Dan, instead what the significant other vetoed.

Posted by QuimbyMcF | October 31, 2007 4:50 PM
10

No, no, warm pumpkin is soft and gooey, and the heat from the candle has made those cut edges curl in and cook a little. Go for it. Come on. Fuck the pumpkin.

Posted by Fnarf | October 31, 2007 5:25 PM
11

Aren't the thumbs on the wrong side?

Posted by abpend | October 31, 2007 6:11 PM
12

As a puritanical midwesterner, I'm suitably horrified. You godless coastal people amaze me. . .

Posted by Michigan Matt | October 31, 2007 6:15 PM
13

Hey just asking, everyone assumes its an asshole. could it be a vagin?.....

Posted by Cindy in TX | October 31, 2007 7:05 PM
14

Nah, it's a bum. Much funnier that way. But you can pretend it's a girl's bum if you really want...

Posted by Irena | October 31, 2007 8:08 PM
15

Thumbs aren't on the wrong side if Mr. Pumpkin is on his back...

Posted by brucie | October 31, 2007 9:16 PM
16

Seen it before elsewhere...

Posted by Yelley | October 31, 2007 11:10 PM
17

Definitely vag. Especially if she's on her back. C'mon, it's a slit, not an asterisk.

Posted by Fnarf | November 1, 2007 2:18 AM
18

Haha! This stuff is the reason I check in on Savage Love regularly.

Posted by David | November 1, 2007 7:35 AM
19

Here's a REAL asshole pumpkin http://t4toby.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/boo/

Posted by M | November 1, 2007 8:24 AM

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