Politics Another Pic from Folsom Street Fair?
posted by October 1 at 17:19 PM
onNope. It’s a Bush administration official—a female official, in case you’re confused (and I sure was)—and you’ll never guess what she said to the Brits about the Iranians. And what she said to the Brits about the Brits was pretty darn diplomatic too.
Britsh MPs visiting the Pentagon to discuss America’s stance on Iran and Iraq were shocked to be told by one of President Bush’s senior women officials: “I hate all Iranians.” And she also accused Britain of “dismantling” the Anglo-US-led coalition in Iraq by pulling troops out of Basra too soon.
Her name is Debra Cagan, and she’s the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Coalition Affairs to Defence Secretary Robert Gates.
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Golly gosh, darn bobble shlappers!
Is she wearing an Iron Cross?
She looks like the goth night-shift guy on The IT Crowd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz1LNNc9he8
I'm surprised she feels that way; I understand Iran is surprisingly tolerant of the transgendered.
Hatred towards Islamo-fascists and Christians is not such a bad thing. Hatred can fuel change, and Iran needs to change by accepting Israel as the leader of the middle east.
America and Israel need to keep pushing Iran on the gay rights issue. As soon as Iran sends so much as one airplane near Israel, we'll be able to attack Iran waying "Israel and America are securing Gay rights in the world."
Then we can kill some IslamoFascists and the world will be safer.
That hair cut on that face is just WOW!
I could almost feel sorry for her/him but the haircut prevents any sympathy.
I see Katherine Harris has a new career.
I'm shutting up on the subject but I was so hoping Issur was shutting up : )
Oh well, you entertain Poe so have at it Issur. God... Poe, you are not Issur are you?
I really do not care who the drama queen is anymore, have a blast! I guess you're funny.
No. I am not funny and/or intelligent enough to be Issur.
One can wish...one can dream.
Is it Ian Curtis's corpse? Josef Goebbels's great-grandson?
It's one thing to be kind of weird-looking, but she's playing it up. A red leather motorcycle jacket and an Iron Cross? And, uh, plastic bubblewrap around her neck? Eddie Munster's hairstyle?
Whatever happened to dark blue suits and pearls from Nordstrom's "Republican Miss" collection?
Fnarf! You're back! Where the hell have you been? "Whatever happened to dark blue suits and pearls from Nordstrom's "Republican Miss" collection?" LOL!
And yes, she looks like a refuge from a bad Halloween party. The iron cross is particularly disturbing.
Without the whip, this outfit totally doesn't work.
Poe, you are by all means both those things and if you do not know it you should get to know yourself!
Fnarf... Where are YOU? Is that really you?
OMG, Mark Finley is a Bush appointee?
Desert Peach?
Whatever happened to dark blue suits and pearls from Nordstrom's "Republican Miss" collection?
Oh brother, that is you Fnarf...
That was very FUNNY and very TRUE
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
@13
HaHA!
No. I'm kidding.
Poe... : )
wow. a kaiser worshipper.
and i thought McKenna and Coulter were the only trans republicans
Fnarf has been in Northern England and Northern Ireland for a while. Unlike this lady, who has been in a box underground listening to Bauhaus for two hundred years.
I'm confused by her choice of necklace/choker/ribbon with cross jewelry. It's all just so busy. But there's so much wrong with this entire picture that I don't know whether I should feel sorry for her or what. . . Oh well. At least she's got the gift for diplomacy going for her.
Will someone please dig into Debra Cagan's real property records and find out which closet-case she shares a house with?
Seriously. This "lady" is so damn Folsom-street-lookin' it's hard to believe she's a bush crony. Holy Hell. The iron cross is a nice touch, but I s'pose she might be a huguenot: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Croix_huguenote.gif
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Turns out it's the Commander's Cross Order of Merit bestowed upon Ms. Cagan by the Embassy of Hungary on October 24, 2005 (at which occasion actor and former Mr. Universe Mickey Hargitay shared his recollections and thoughts). Holy shit! You can't make this stuff up! http://www.huembwas.org/News2/56Emb2005.htm
And now ladies and gentlemen, Flash Gordon Dinner Theatre presents:
Ming the Merciless!
OHMYGOD Fnarf is back and he just made me laugh my dinner right out my nose! Fnarf, you were missed and you are a star, but PLEASE stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person.
Regarding this post, it might be one of the most remarkably strange and strangely remarkable things i have ever seen on SLOG.
Hmmm...insulting the dissidents who are our natural allies, insulting our actual allies, and dressing like a Hitler fetishist don't fall under the category of diplomacy.
FNARF Wrote:
"Fnarf has been in Northern England and Northern Ireland for a while."
I can say with conviction and complete
authority: Fnarf, you haven't missed a
damn thing.
Please forgive me for asking, but of
all the places on this planet, what took you to those two spots....and why
did you not let me know in advance so you could hump some car parts back
to me?
-- Jensen
kk @27 got it. It's an order of merit, meaning the paper just looked through google images for this photo. Here's the order of merit info ye seek: http://www.medals.org.uk/hungary/hungary/hungary001.htm
I remember years ago I commented to a friend that I didn't believe that US agents could possibly be torturing prisoners in Iraq - we're the US, right? not a month later, the whole Abu Ghraib thing surfaces, and ever since, I just haven't been able to be too surprised by news like this.
Anyone for secession? Oregon can come along too.
If I didn't know better, I'd say Ms. Cagan was bucking to be the #1 Lezbo/dominatrix sidekick to some megalomaniacal super-villian, ala Lotte Lenya in "Diamonds Are Forever".
Condi, better watch your six is all I'm sayin'...
Jocelyn Wildenstein wants her chin back.
@33 I'd agree with you, but after '08, we own this country again.
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Sprockets was a recurring fictional West German television talk show skit created by actor, writer and comedian Mike Myers for the American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. Myers played Dieter (based on a real person who Myers met in art college), a bored, disaffected West German expressionist and minimalist who would interview celebrities in whom he was barely interested and always bring the discussion around to his "limited" monkey Klaus. The sketch made fun of German art culture in the 1980s. Appearing asexual or effeminate, Myers' costume consisted of tight black leotards; round, wire-rimmed glasses, and slicked-back hair. The show itself featured, most notably, a section entitled "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos," which showcased scenes of old men's heads spinning around, or dying cats and ANTS!! etc.
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Some later skits featured Dieter outside of his talk show environment starring in parodies of game shows, TV dance parties, and art films.
The sketch was to be made into a film in 2000, featuring Myers and David Hasselhoff, but abandoned after Mike Myers became dissatisfied with his own script using a script-approval clause in his contract. This resulted in a major lawsuit against Myers for breach of contract.[citation needed] Myers has said that he would one day like to make the film, however.
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"Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!"
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undiplomatic and very bad form to wear a red jacket at a remembrance day for the 56 revolution
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I love Photoshop, but not zoe the spamster.
I would not have been surprised if she really did show up at the Folsom Street Fair this year !
That's one angry tranny.
You gotta click on the link. The Daily Toilet (seriously, you would not believe how appalling the Daily Mail is, and the Daily Express is worse) has a larger photo, and her makeup makes her look like she's covered in bruises.
She's uglier than Alice B. Toklas, and while there's no shame in that, it should make one consider one's wardrobe and styling choices just a little. One would think.
Sorry about the car parts, Lloyd. Considering that our luggage got home two days after we did, and was apparently stored in a pool of water during that time, they probably would have come out all rusted and corroded, or as they say in England, "factory original condition".
Why? For the food, of course. I had a plate of "beef curry" in Blackpool that defied description.
Her outfit is also at odds with her body language. This pose is so, "Tee-hee! I'm a good, good, little girly!" And then she spews, "I HATE ALL IRANIANS! AAARRRGH!" Scary.
@15 OMG YES! IT is the Desert Peach!!! I haven't thought of that comic in years!
Welcome back, Fnarf. Shake off the jet lag, though, buddy. Car parts make me feel crazy. I don't know how to assemble them. They should always already be properly attached to the car.
davey havok is in the bush administration?
How come such a jewish bushist mad cow may insult 60 mio Iranians without being brought to justice (or better delivered to Mahmoud for his private dinner).
Debra Cagan is Jewish? Or is it you who's an anti-semite, Jeep old chum?
Hey Fnarf, goog guy.
Don't mix all. I just say who are the warmongers. If they are - not few - Jews is it my fault ? BTW, How can we call Cagan ? antimuslim ? anti-iranian ? is it better ?
Holly mierda!! Jeane Kirpatrick's corpse! These neo-cons will do anything to bring back their idols.
The iron cross is scary.
Nice shot but not, NOT, from England.
She'sin Hungary in 2005.
Google is your friend.
http://www.huembwas.org/News2/56Emb2005.htm
Now, the fact that they went to so much trouble to include an inflammatory and out-of-context pic just makes me doubt the whole story.
Not that she's much less scary elsewhere.
http://www.redakcjawojskowa.pl/gazeta/images/stories/Irak/czerwiec/pentagon_m.jpg
Pic exists nevertheless and the monster too !
Insane to tell such hatred against a whole people. Imagine an US departement officer saying : "I hate Jews" !! Good luck for the future.
Isn't she like the pot calling the kettle black?
Maybe she means she hates Iranian blood, as it doesn't agree with her vampire stomach.
SHE'S A MAN, BABY!
It's Ann Coulter in drag?
Another said: "She is very forceful and some of my colleagues were intimidated by her muscular style."
OMG!
Hi to Debra
I heard your insult to Iranians.
You are a very stupid person to say such things to a nation. I am sure all Hungarian people are nice and kind, except you dummy!
Wow! I haven't seen Debra in nearly 20 years, since she left her job as a Soviet analyst with DIA's J2 to take a position at State. I'd heard she was back in the Pentagon since 2005. Jeez, she's lost a lot of weight. A lot. I admire the dedication and discipline it takes for Debra, with her "big bone frame" to look that thin. The outfit is, indeed, "office Goth." She always was smart as a whip and very ambitious, but her diet of Loyal Bushie Kool-Aide is very disturbing.
Of course she hates all Iranian, becouse every Iranian are more perty than her, I never saw any one more ugly than her, I think more than any thing she hate her self
This S/M whitch hates all Iranians !?
Maybe because Iranians do not submit themselves to her "treatment" !
My advice to Debra the Sado Queen :
Go and fuck yourself and afterwards hang yourself with your Iron Cross!
Xerxes
This story was reported in Britain about a woman called Debra Cagan telling some British MPs that she hated all Iranians. The British MPs were labour MPs. The British Labour party is a left wing party that hates the right wing Bush administration and will do anything to demonise it. Although I do have to admit the picture of this Debra Cagan in her red leather jacket is bizarre
Bush awarded her the Iran Cross!
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