Comments on And Now, the Chris Crocker Nude Pictures "Scandal"
You're actually linking to the pictures in question? wth? Is that not a federal offense?
"The truth is, I was young and stupid"...
was?
Get hit by a truck already.
Lesson learned.
Chris, you'll be happy to know that I will not be downloading, sharing, or even viewing your naked boy pictures.
Moving on...
It feels like it has been a day or two since the last Crocker update. I was worried that something may have happened to you, Eli. Great job getting to the bottom of this! Excellent journalism! How does Britney Spears feel about these pics?
Good thing digital cams didn't get invented until I was 18. Given my nature, there would have been a whole lot of underage pics of me floating around, instead of just pics of me as a young adult.
Nobody is staring at naked pictures of you all day, Chris. Trust me. Most people think you're ugly as fuck.
I doubt he was 17. I think it's convenient for him to say he was underage in the hopes of getting most of them officially removed. I don't know what 'image' he's trying to salvage.
What does Britney think of Crocker? And how 'bout them kids! HA!
stfu about crocker already eli. you're quickly overtaking chaz the honey bucket as the biggest hack on the stranger dole.
Wow. So I'm to understand Chris Cocker was always a mess?
I'm shocked, shocked I tells ya.
I'm not too old to have made an utter ass of myself once upon a time, but I was born too soon to have the evidence posted on a website. Thank Goodness.
It's inevitable that young people will do dumb shit as part of their growing up. The internet adds a whole new level of horror to youthful indiscretion. I hope that some generation of teachers finds a way to incorporate wise internet protocol into a high school curriculum. For the future of someone like CC, it's almost as important as the Birds and the Bees.
LEAVE ELI SANDERS ALONE!
i'm serious.
I do dumb shit all the time, and I'm almost 40 yrs old!
For one, I read Slog, and two, I called up Jonah thinking he was going to honour his DEAL statement for our moviemaking. Now, my confirmation not to trust ANYTHING he writes is sealed. Just waiting for a response from Josh to prove he's full of shit on nearly every sentiment he makes. But I guess anything is allowed in his gossipy twist of news reporting. Ready to go one-on-one Josh? Win by two.
@12
Who are you and why are you always talking about how you know everybody and what you've been doing in the last few days? Nobody cares.
I do not care about this but to say one thing: If you are dumb enough (at any age) to post naked pictures of you in the internet then you deserve everything you have coming to you. Sorry, but that is called responsibility. (and sorry you need to lean that BEFORE you are 18)
Do not want people staring at your dick on the internet all day? Solution: DON'T POST THE FUCKING PICTURES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! And I bet even a 13 year old can figure that out.
Sorry about the typos in the above.
Eli needs to stop posting on slog about his buddy crocker calling him up with scoop. Stop being a hack eli.
Delete him. Please.
@13
Who I am?
It's not important.
Why do I talk about what I do and who I know?
I thought that's what Stranger writers do, my life is just as important as theirs. No?
Nobody cares.
I agree fully, to an extent, although I'm mostly interested in the 1% of readers that might care.
No.
@19 i hear ya, it's cool. it's been fun.
@18 - subtract me from that number. I do give you credit for signing your nizzle, so I can skizzle. Nothing personal, though, really. Have a nice day.
Someone please make CC go away.
Now you're obsession with him all makes sense, Uncle Funny.
I'm so happy cuz I'm a gummy bear! GUMMY BEAR!
illegal? probably not. i haven't seen the pix in question, have zero desire to do so, and took a while to realize who Chris Crocker was (please refer to him as "that whiny little leave-britney-alone bitch" for those of us who don't care.) But unless he-she's all nasty and boner-holdin' or self-fellatin', I don't think the pictures themself would be all that illegal.
I dunno. is any 17 year old boy, of any persuasion, capable of "tasteful" nude photos? of ones self? ick.
It's a bit late for him to have regrets about his penis. It should have remained unused in his pocket.
It's ok Chris... I regret your penis too.
The attention whore did something to whore attention. Why, why WHY do you post about Chris?!
I'm liking June Bee. She's much more entertaining than most of you regulars. We did well when we traded her for Ecce. I hope that movie deal comes through soon. Perhaps if she posted some nude photos of herself?
Of course he says they were from when he was under 18. That's really the easiest way to get people to get rid of the pix - to convince them that by keeping them, they're doing something illegal. There's no way of telling from those pictures, either.
And sorry, but I think you'll find an awful lot of people are able to figure out by the age of 17 that posting nude pictures of yourself - with your FACE included - online is just a really stupid idea.
The DEAL was that Jonah film How Was It vid at this Food Bank down on Rainier if I were to wear 48 inch waist pants. I should have expected the pansy to go back on his word.
Gurldoggie, you can go down on my f-stop anytime, with proper courting of course; you are a bitch, right?
this is a lie, the kid is 20 years old, he has posted nude photos of himself even within the last year. he has since removed them all, but here is a link to the comments so you can see all of the revulsion.
http://community.livejournal.com/suicideboys/558871.html
his lj name is egest btw.
CC is obviously an exhibitionist. So it is no surprise he snapped some nekkie photos of himself before he turned 18. And he's just enough of an airhead to actually post them online somewhere. And now he's growing up a bit, and naturally regrets both actions.
This probably happens to a hundred kids his age every day. He's just the most high profile one recently. If digi cams and the internet had been around 30 years earlier, I might very well have done the same thing.
The photos were relatively benign, for nudes. While regrettable, I doubt they will ruin his life.
Move on.
too bad hes lying!
@24
Poe,
that was hysterical! I had a day from hell and needed that, thanks. I guess I'm twisted but that just cracked me up!
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