Slog - Comments on A Norris For All Political Seasons http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1 posted by Ryan S. Jackson Not content to change the world of home fitness and murder various assortments of America-invading communists with high impact kicks to the throat, Chuck Norris has now conquered the world of political writing from his high-profile perch atop World Net Daily. In one of the most finely crafted political endorsements you will ever read in your entire life, experience the Biblical truth behind Governor Mike Huckabee: You're going to be reeling from this all day long. The one question that remains is: Can Huckabee win the nomination? The presidency? As with the other candidates, Huckabee... Copyright 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:53:08 -0800 Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:23:56 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by elrider That is some wild endorsement.

Like most Republican candidates, King David screwed around with a woman he was not married to, Bethsheba. Then he had her husband killed in battle. Huckabee have something going on the side that Chuck knows about?

Also, I guess you can compare the "tens of thousands" slain by David and his armies to the "tens of pounds" defetaed by Huckabee.

By the way, unpaid intern, run "endoresements" through your spell check. And did you really mean to say Huckabee "overturned" Romney?

]]> elrider http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830922 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830922 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:09:06 -0800 Comment by Just Me You forgot that he expressed a love for Jonathan greater than any he felt for a woman...

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830928 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830928 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:16:17 -0800 Comment by Timothy With your lead-in, I expected fireworks. I didn't think there was much that was very noteworthy about this endorsement.

]]> Timothy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830953 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830953 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:29:11 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Methinks Chuck is angling for a dark-horse veep nomination.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830955 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830955 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:29:38 -0800 Comment by elrider "defeated" damn it.

]]> elrider http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830978 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830978 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:49:59 -0800 Comment by Gitai Wow. Between those things, he's all the way up to what, 4%?

]]> Gitai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830999 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c830999 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:07:09 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Meanwhile, Mitt scores a REAL endorsement, from a political figure who actually matters: Bob Jones. The fundies have figured it out. There will be no Christianist third-party candidate. A year to go, and once again the Republicans are streets ahead of the Dems, who will continue fighting for nothing until the convention.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831002 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831002 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:11:09 -0800 Comment by Jessica “Our society is too prejudice and paranoid to vote for a once Baptist minister.”

Too prejudice? Sorry, Chuck. Keep the poorly written endorsements to yourself and stick to not curing cancer by refusing to cry.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831025 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831025 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:26:37 -0800 Comment by laterite So...this is like some twisted post-modern Chuck Norris joke, right?

]]> laterite http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831032 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:31:25 -0800 Comment by K If God™'s going to pick the President, then it doesn't really matter how or if we vote. Fuck it.

]]> K http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831046 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831046 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:45:16 -0800 Comment by BillyCorazon I'd have thought that Chuck Norris would want our president to be chosen through the only truly rational, fair-minded, transparent political process mankind has ever developed: SURVIVING THE OCTAGON!!!

]]> BillyCorazon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831083 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831083 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:17:36 -0800 Comment by Megan W Seriously? He used King David reference? Anyone who has read 1 Samuel knows that David is one of the most gay characters in the old testiment, he and Jonathan had constant star-crossed lover scenes.

]]> Megan W http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831145 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/a_norris_for_all_political_seasons_1#c831145 2008 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:17:04 -0800 Comment by alejo699 If Chuck's going to endorse somebody he should probably have God proofread it first.

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