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Josh, please decode for me: Andromeda star flower day?

Dear Josh,

Please slog a lot while you are high on vicodin.

Sincerely,
Katelyn

you are so high

What's really weird about this post is that people don't usually slog while high. It's practically unheard of.

So Josh, how come Christopher got the job and not you?

Vicodin makes me itchy

mmmmmm... V i c o d i n . . .

Vicodin + glass of red wine = hey, I'm gonna lie on the couch for like, four hours or so. Just leave the TV on Animal Planet, I don't care.

God, I love Vicodin.

Josh,

Oral surgey due to giving the mayor a blow job?

Couldn't resist that one.

The picture doesn't look all that blurry to me...maybe I just need more Vicodin.

I CAN HAZZ VICODIN MALKSHAKEZ??

I highly recommend the Nyquil-Tini as well.

1 part Vodka
1 part Nyquil

I do recommend oral surgery, if it's a choice between that and getting your wisdom teeth removed by a dentist. I counted backwards from 100, was gone by 90, and woke up to be shepherded by my boyfriend back home, where the pain was never so bad that I needed anything more than a prescription strength acetaminophen. I was eating normally within two days.

My friends had experiences out of Little Shop of Horrors or Marathon Man, including the dentist digging his knees into their chests to get the leverage to yank their teeth out. They needed opiates and had to resort to putting tampons in their mouths to soak up all the blood.

yummy! Dicks and Drugs! A Recipe for everlasting happiness!!

i think a whole movie should be shot from within the mouth. ya know, using those pinhole cameras, and then animate!

Once you had a Picksar 'Incredibles,' may I present to you 'In Mandible!'

I vividly recall getting my wisdom teeth removed, and it was one of the most fun weeks of my life. I hung out at my dad's house and ate pudding for week while high as a kite on Lorcet the entire time; I went on a trip I thought I was never coming back from.

Let me tell you, that was no fucking placebo. At one point I was fairly certain that my feet had detached from my legs and were floating away.

Ah, sweet memories.

Whenever I get a cold I take a Vicadin and life is good. While Vicadin does not CURE the common cold, it does makes you say, "what fucking cold?!"

Nothing beats syzzurp! A friend introduced it to me last fall when I was sick with the flu, that shit is great! I heard the song but I didn't know what it meant until I had she made me a lemon-lime soda mixed liquid vicodin. It's too bad I just can't buy liquid vicodin from the store when I'm sick instead of nyquil. At least people wouldn't be able to make meth out of it, at least to my knowledge.

Or maybe it was codeine cough syrup she used I forget, at either rate, it's great if you are feeling ill.

Chocolate Vicodan milkshake - that's so cute!

Chocolate Vicodin milkshake - that's so cute!

Drink lots of water. Vicodin is extremely constipating.

Josh, you should take this opportunity to go on a vision quest about RTID/ST2 and realize that a vote against it will not stop global warming and will not stop I-405 from being expanded....

That and feel better from your oral surgery.

#11: As they say in the biz, ROFL.

Am I the only one here who doesn't like Vicodin and promote its recreational use?

After I had my wisdom teeth out, the oral surgeon prescribed me 21 tablets of vicodin, of which I picked up only five at the pharmacy. I ended up taking a total of two and flushing the other three down the toilet.

Each time I took one of the pills, the following unpleasant things happened: After 30-40 minutes, I threw up everything that was in my stomach.Then I got very dehydrated. Then I sat around for about four hours, not being able to read a book, watch TV, or sleep. I was cranky and felt useless. And there were no "my feet are floating" drug effects to make the experience more entertaining.

After tossing the Vicodin, I took ibuprofen to manage the pain and didn't have any problems.

one step ahead of you
with chocolate and peanutbutter little debbie cakes