Sports Wanna Help Make Sure My Son is Straight When He Grows Up?
posted by September 28 at 16:44 PMon
My son DJ, who has two gay dads, wants to go to Qwest Field to watch the Seahawks play the Chicago Bears later this fall. Neither of his gay dads are remotely interested in going to Qwest Field. I figure DJ wouldn’t sit through Beauty and the Beast with me at the Paramount so I’m not obligated to freeze my ass off at a football game.
My son’s Uncle Billy, however, wants to take his nephew to the game. Uncle Billy is willing to fly to Seattle from Chicago to take his nephew to see the Bears play the Seahawks. Because he wants to help make sure DJ is straight when he grows up.
All they need are tickets.
Uh… does anyone know how you get tickets to a Seahawks game? From what I understand, every Seahawks game from now until musical theater finally triumphs over organized sports is sold out. From what I’ve been lead to believe, it’s impossible to get tickets to see the Seahawks. Is that true? Does anyone know how to get tickets? Does anyone have tickets they wanna sell?
And, yes, I realize that this is an abuse of Slog. Please direct all complaints to the Stranger’s editorial director.