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Friday, September 7, 2007

This Week on Drugs

posted by on September 7 at 13:43 PM

It was a violent week for the drugs.

New Gateway Theory #1
: Marijuana leads to stabbing.

New Gateway Theory #2
: Stabbing leads to marijuana.

New Gateway Theory #3: Marijuana leads to Pit Bulls killing children.

Vietnam: Executing six for trafficking heroin.

Tasers: Killing dopers.

Not Violent: Montana to open eight free treatment centers.

Cop Quote of the Week: “I feel bad leaving these drugs in the evidence room. There’s a million dollars in drugs someone could use.”

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