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1

That just gave me a boner.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 14, 2007 12:29 PM
2

So now she's Condilezzie Rice?

Posted by monkey | September 14, 2007 12:46 PM
3

how many minority groups can this woman shame by her very existence?

Posted by bing | September 14, 2007 12:59 PM
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Weird. I don't want her on my team.

Posted by Carollani | September 14, 2007 1:00 PM
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Wait, so Randy Bean worked with Bill Moyers...? Does that mean she's a Democrat?

If so, we have a modern day odd-couple on our hands.

...I SMELL A SITCOM!

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | September 14, 2007 1:06 PM
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If "Randy Bean" isn't the name of a lesbian, I don't know what is.

Posted by muckfetro | September 14, 2007 1:06 PM
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She is a very proud member of the "bush" administration. (Sorry, I could not help it)

Posted by KIndaLousy | September 14, 2007 1:06 PM
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This thread is hilarious

Posted by Lake | September 14, 2007 1:11 PM
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The inconsistent use of past and present tense is pretty annoying.

Posted by Nat | September 14, 2007 1:16 PM
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oh how fun - a witch hunt just starting -

I am sure glad I was not pushed out of the closet - but, oh, god it is so big time for the country folks who never knew gay and lesbian folks really are EVERYWHERE

so obvious to all except you salivating dogs

Posted by Barry Just One Queer | September 14, 2007 1:16 PM
11

Haha! Bean & Rice!

Posted by KindaLousy | September 14, 2007 1:16 PM
12

So why'd she go on a date with my dad then? Don't tell me he was a beard.

Posted by keshmeshi | September 14, 2007 1:17 PM
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Barry @10, where's your video...?

LEEAAVEE COOONDIIII ALONEEEE!

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | September 14, 2007 1:24 PM
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Nice, KindaLousy. Clearly this relationship was built on the fact that they made up a complete protein together. Or is that carbohydrate? I always forget.

Posted by leek | September 14, 2007 1:26 PM
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I have it on pretty good authority that she's a dyke. What I don't get, though, is how she almost called Bush her husband that one time.

Posted by Lola | September 14, 2007 1:33 PM
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From what I understand, Condi used to be a Democrat, but switched parties later on.

How come every powerful woman is, or is rumored to be, a lesbian? Does a lady have to give up men to get ahead in this world? Sheesh.

Posted by bah | September 14, 2007 1:41 PM
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16: Yes. If you want to start your powerful career path you can give me a call and I'll jump start if for you. Heh.

Posted by Carollani | September 14, 2007 1:44 PM
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@16

"Does a lady have to give up men to get ahead in this world?"

No, only to get good head.

Posted by elrider | September 14, 2007 2:01 PM
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It's a vagina, guys. Not a dog bowl. Be polite.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 14, 2007 2:04 PM
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switched parties and teams

Posted by condi | September 14, 2007 2:07 PM
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@11 Protein

@16 She's a Presbyterian!! It's every Presbyterian's right to flipflop. ECB, that's PC(USA), not PCA. If you're keeping track.

Posted by Katelyn | September 14, 2007 2:09 PM
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This must be why she left me for another woman. Oh wait, that was somebody else. Reardless, she's a carpet chow hound and you all know it.

Posted by Sicko | September 14, 2007 2:30 PM
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This is just funny stuff, Rice and Beans?! It sounds like an episode of Little Bush. ROFLMAO!

I could care less if she is a lesbian but why is she advocating a consititutional amendment that would limit her own civil liberties?

Posted by Chadnnocal | September 14, 2007 2:34 PM
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@23 She's a Presbyterian! It's every Presbyterian's right to be a self-hater.

Posted by Katelyn | September 14, 2007 2:43 PM
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Wait a minute: two guys I used to work with BOUGHT A HOUSE together. They claimed at the time to be "pooling their resources" so they could "build equity." Later, after selling their house, they each bought a house, claiming their "down payments" came from their "equity." Now I realize from this Condoleeezzzza story that they were just another flighty gay couple who broke up. The fact that they later each married a woman is only proof of how deeply closeted they were. Now I wish I knew what kinky secret gay sex practices those code words referred to.

Posted by silicon valley escapee | September 14, 2007 2:45 PM
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The only way I'm going to be able to afford to buy a house in Seattle is if I go in partners with someone and since I'm single...

OH MY GOD, I'M GAY!

Posted by monkey | September 14, 2007 3:32 PM
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Fer cryin' out loud Monkey, it's perfectly acceptible for men and women to go into this kind of "partnership" together.

Of course, everyone else would also think exactly the same thing about them as they would about any other cohabiting couple, regardless of their associated genders.

Posted by COMTE | September 14, 2007 3:40 PM
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Wow. You mean she's as much a traitor to gays and lesbians as she is to African Americans? Blow me down.

Posted by Donovan | September 14, 2007 9:29 PM
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Just think - Hillary gets the White House .... and .... they announce

Posted by earl | September 15, 2007 9:25 PM

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