Comments on Assignment: Northwest Afternoon

too bad cindy rineHARD didn't show up. She's my least favorite person in this state - yes, lower on my favorite person list than Wesley Allen Dodd - so I always like to hear direct reports about her leather hands or hairy upper lip. She's like that gross great-aunt who always wanted to kiss you as a child, and when she did, it hurt, lingered, and smelled like cigarettes.

This sounds more like an assignment suited for "The Stranger's Worst Enemy" (tm). Has Cienna ceded her position to the Public Intern these days?

I think the public intern is starting to cop an attitude. Maybe cleaning another Metro bus will revive his innocent zest for life?

You should go to a taping of "The Daily Show" - it's actually funnier than it is on tv.

Nice job helping out the Teen Link guy, but did it require that you torture yourself as a NWA audience member too? Ugh!

Did you keep your purse? I've been given purses as swag at two events in the last year. I gave both of them away within 12 hours of receiving them.

I had to go to a taping of NWA many years ago - same deal as the Public Intern, it was so a nonprofit could get a PSA aired. It was cringe-inducing. Cindy Rinehart was the only fun part of the experience. I don't watch soaps, but Cindy made me remember how tawdry and fun they are. The rest of the show made me wish I were at the dentist instead.

Muffins? They have muffins? Well all right then, what are you complaining about?!?

Does some competing show in that timeslot have cupcakes?

You didn't have to applaud Ken Schramm, did you?

No one said Public Intern would be and easy job...

God Bless You, Public Intern! Always wondered how painful it would be to be part of the studio audience for NWA, Evening Magazine or some such local trainwreck. Too bad Schram's piece-o-shit isn't around anymore...

Now what was the part about putting your slimy balls in someone's lap? Dan...?

haha, i had to do this 5 years ago for my college club and it doesn't sound like its changed. i wonder about the people who actually watch this show out of choice, sounds like a story. also scary

“I can’t believe I skipped school for this.”

OH fuck, that's my life.

I can't wait to tell everybody.

Thanks Public Intern.

Gottschalk's?

What're you, from Fresno?

Please.