TV Shhhhh…
posted by September 27 at 16:34 PM
onDon’t tell anyone I posted something to Slog about the cast for Project Runway 4. No one as cute as Daniel V., sadly, and I’m guessing that Chris is the first off the show based on that shirt/tie combo alone.
More impressions based solely on cast photos: Simone is wearing too much lipstick, Christian’s hair makes my head hurt; and Marion looks like he’s in a touring production of Oliver; Ricky’s hate is tragic; and is Kit seriously wearing a beret?
Oh, and I’m betting that Victorya is the villain—they haven’t had an Asian villain yet. It’s about time, don’t you think?
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Tim Gunn fucks me every night. In my head.
Hmmmm....Jack certainly pictures well.
and
"Jack, 38 and originally from Seattle, Washington"
http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/4/bios/Jack.php
Jeesus, you really DO love the GILFs, dontcha Poe
*G=grandpa, not girl
Every time I've tried to figure PR contestants out, even from the first episode, I've been horribly, horribly wrong...
November 14?!?! that's so far away!!!
"tim gunn's guide to style" has been dissapointing TV, imho, but i cannot fucking wait for project runway season 4. it's my TV crack.
Jack looks like a newscaster.
Kevin looks like a Schmuck
Simone looks like she straight off a 90's Soap Opera.
Chris will be the villain if he lasts long enough.
And Sweet P, well, she looks like my mom wearing too much makeup!
Looking at some of the contestant videos, I'd say Jillian is the next villain. Her ego is so large her head almost doesn't fit into the video frame.
How can you not mention the sex on legs that is Rami!!!!!
amen @ 9! and i wouldn't kick steven out of bed either.
Can't wait for the new PR season to start.
Although I'm sad Top Chef is about over. This has been a good season. Much better contestants than in previous seasons, Harold excluded. I hope Casey or Dale wins it all.
BTW, what the hell is Santino up to these days? Are his 15 minutes totally over?
You know, Daniel V looks a little like Daniel S. So wouldn't Daniel S. sorta be fucking himself in a weird sort of way?
I have to admit though, Daniel V. was what got me watching the show in the first play. I came for the twink, I stayed for the Gunn.
Right about Jack, he is sexy and from seattle to boot!
I can't believe there is someone named "Sweet P." Reality TV, you've finally crossed the line!
Jack - a possible. Kevin - on a dark night, maybe, but I haven't heard his voice yet. Rami - devoon! Ricky and Steven - we could triple date. Christian and Chris - not in this lifetime, and probably not in the next. But Marion? Did his parents have a John Wayne complex? Puhleez! Oh, and the wymmin are cute, but I bet the boys are bitchier.
@13: Obviously, you've missed "Dreamz" and "Frosti" on Survivor and "Spontaniouse" on America's Next Top Model. Inane misspellings are the next big thing!
And is it just me, or does Chris look like a cheap drag queen? Come to think of it, so does Kit.
@3
Yes, but alas, the problem with older men is...they get older. And broken. And break.
Things stop coming up. Then they take pills. Then you don't want them to come up. And the next thing you know, you just rolled off of their body, with all of their skin still stuck to your side.
This is why I shall remain a single slut, for a very, very long time.
Notice how Heidi's picture is just a little bit bigger than Tim's and positioned just a little bit in front of him? It was probably stipulated as such in her contract.
Sorry, Heidi - you're sweet, but it's all about Tim.
oh dan(insert feigned exclamation point)
how could you talk of this kind of trivial pablum(insert self important morally indignant question mark)
when x amount of people were killed today in the iraq war that you ordered(insert two spurious exclamation points for effect)
gratuitous link to blah:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blah
dan/the war/ blah/ war /yadda/blah dan/whatevers
Poe, your heart's in the right place. Probably connected to a bypass machine, but in the right place none the less. Those of us of a "certain age" appreciate your appreciation.
heidi is so NOT sweet. She's a hateful cunt.
Dan, I agree that Victorya is the probable villain. Spelled with a Y? It screams "Me Me Me, and I'll take out any son of a bitch that crosses me! Etuis, en garde!"
Ugghh... Danny V was not attractive. Robert Best was a hottie! But they desperately need another Wendy Pepper. She is one of my favorite reality show villians.
I think Kit's out in episode 3. With hair that blond, she won't last long.
@15
You missed something I've been waiting for Gillian to correct.
Hate? His hate is tragic, Dan? Or is it hat? I'm confused. It's been a couple of hours. Help.
Oh, and Tim, CALL ME!!!
206-933-7225!!!
I'm guessing Sweet P for villain... and Chris designs for "Cirque du Soleil". I'm looking forward to Nina Garcia's looks when his outfits come down the runway.
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/63251/
According to AfterElton (and they have gaydar like you wouldn't believe) the out gay guys are Jack, Chris, Ricky and Steven.
I think my gaydar's better...
Oh dear... it appears as though I will be renewing my addiction once again. Project Runway just kind of steals my life while it's on air, lol
Coming from someone who's actually spoken extensively with members of seasons three and four and knows how amazing they are, I'm pretty sure these guys have nothing on them...
I still love my Uncle Nick!
This pack looks too kooky for words. Also, I'm not quite ready for the '80s to be back in style in such a forceful way. (Berets, stripes, leopard, BLACK AND WHITE HARLEQUIN SWEATER! Eeech.) The only one who doesn't look crazy is Victorya, but she makes up for it with her krazee-assed name-spelling. I can't wait.
Schmader and/or Dan, please be like Tim Gunn and do a podcast review of each episode, sil vous plait.
I quote Karen from Will and Grace about the beret: "Honey, even Patty Hearst couldn't pull of a beret, and she had money and a gun!"
Ooo, I've really missed this show.
I am sure most of you have read this already but it's a pretty fascinating (if slightly disheartening)look at life after Project Runway
http://nymag.com/news/features/35538/
This is the first I've heard of the new P.R. I'm rather excited, but my husband claims that we've all grown up in the time since the last season, and perhaps Project Runway will be somehow less satisfying.
He can be a little grumpy in the morning.
sweet p is the villiam. very much has the wendy vibe.
and i'm all about some marion.
Dear god. The rest of you saw that woman's name as "Sweet P" too? I thought I was hallucinating.
Sweet P... hmm..the name makes me worry a bit) but I will wait and see.
I think Rami is a sexy hunk, so is Kevin and Victoria I'm not so sure about. What about Carmen? anyone?
Sweet P... hmm..the name makes me worry a bit) but I will wait and see.
I think Rami is a sexy hunk, so is Kevin and Victoria I'm not so sure about. What about Carmen? anyone?
Sweet P... hmm..the name makes me worry a bit) but I will wait and see.
I think Rami is a sexy hunk, so is Kevin and Victoria I'm not so sure about. What about Carmen? anyone?
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