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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Shhhhh…

posted by on September 27 at 16:34 PM

Don’t tell anyone I posted something to Slog about the cast for Project Runway 4. No one as cute as Daniel V., sadly, and I’m guessing that Chris is the first off the show based on that shirt/tie combo alone.

More impressions based solely on cast photos: Simone is wearing too much lipstick, Christian’s hair makes my head hurt; and Marion looks like he’s in a touring production of Oliver; Ricky’s hate is tragic; and is Kit seriously wearing a beret?

Oh, and I’m betting that Victorya is the villain—they haven’t had an Asian villain yet. It’s about time, don’t you think?

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Tim Gunn fucks me every night. In my head.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 27, 2007 4:44 PM
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Hmmmm....Jack certainly pictures well.

and

"Jack, 38 and originally from Seattle, Washington"


http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/4/bios/Jack.php

Posted by Lake | September 27, 2007 4:45 PM
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Jeesus, you really DO love the GILFs, dontcha Poe


*G=grandpa, not girl

Posted by Lake | September 27, 2007 4:47 PM
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Every time I've tried to figure PR contestants out, even from the first episode, I've been horribly, horribly wrong...

Posted by Ryan | September 27, 2007 4:48 PM
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November 14?!?! that's so far away!!!

Posted by Scottie | September 27, 2007 4:49 PM
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"tim gunn's guide to style" has been dissapointing TV, imho, but i cannot fucking wait for project runway season 4. it's my TV crack.

Posted by chris | September 27, 2007 4:50 PM
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Jack looks like a newscaster.
Kevin looks like a Schmuck
Simone looks like she straight off a 90's Soap Opera.
Chris will be the villain if he lasts long enough.
And Sweet P, well, she looks like my mom wearing too much makeup!

Posted by lilblackcat | September 27, 2007 4:56 PM
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Looking at some of the contestant videos, I'd say Jillian is the next villain. Her ego is so large her head almost doesn't fit into the video frame.

Posted by Ernie | September 27, 2007 4:59 PM
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How can you not mention the sex on legs that is Rami!!!!!

Posted by Riz | September 27, 2007 5:04 PM
10

amen @ 9! and i wouldn't kick steven out of bed either.

Posted by chris | September 27, 2007 5:17 PM
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Can't wait for the new PR season to start.

Although I'm sad Top Chef is about over. This has been a good season. Much better contestants than in previous seasons, Harold excluded. I hope Casey or Dale wins it all.

BTW, what the hell is Santino up to these days? Are his 15 minutes totally over?

Posted by Brad | September 27, 2007 5:23 PM
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You know, Daniel V looks a little like Daniel S. So wouldn't Daniel S. sorta be fucking himself in a weird sort of way?

I have to admit though, Daniel V. was what got me watching the show in the first play. I came for the twink, I stayed for the Gunn.

Right about Jack, he is sexy and from seattle to boot!

Posted by Brandon H | September 27, 2007 5:24 PM
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I can't believe there is someone named "Sweet P." Reality TV, you've finally crossed the line!

Posted by Ari Spool | September 27, 2007 5:40 PM
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Jack - a possible. Kevin - on a dark night, maybe, but I haven't heard his voice yet. Rami - devoon! Ricky and Steven - we could triple date. Christian and Chris - not in this lifetime, and probably not in the next. But Marion? Did his parents have a John Wayne complex? Puhleez! Oh, and the wymmin are cute, but I bet the boys are bitchier.

Posted by Spoogie | September 27, 2007 5:52 PM
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@13: Obviously, you've missed "Dreamz" and "Frosti" on Survivor and "Spontaniouse" on America's Next Top Model. Inane misspellings are the next big thing!

And is it just me, or does Chris look like a cheap drag queen? Come to think of it, so does Kit.

Posted by GrammarCop | September 27, 2007 6:00 PM
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@3

Yes, but alas, the problem with older men is...they get older. And broken. And break.

Things stop coming up. Then they take pills. Then you don't want them to come up. And the next thing you know, you just rolled off of their body, with all of their skin still stuck to your side.

This is why I shall remain a single slut, for a very, very long time.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 27, 2007 6:07 PM
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Notice how Heidi's picture is just a little bit bigger than Tim's and positioned just a little bit in front of him? It was probably stipulated as such in her contract.

Sorry, Heidi - you're sweet, but it's all about Tim.

Posted by Explorer | September 27, 2007 6:27 PM
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oh dan(insert feigned exclamation point)
how could you talk of this kind of trivial pablum(insert self important morally indignant question mark)
when x amount of people were killed today in the iraq war that you ordered(insert two spurious exclamation points for effect)

gratuitous link to blah:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blah

dan/the war/ blah/ war /yadda/blah dan/whatevers

Posted by obligatory slam dan thingy | September 27, 2007 6:32 PM
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Poe, your heart's in the right place. Probably connected to a bypass machine, but in the right place none the less. Those of us of a "certain age" appreciate your appreciation.

Posted by Spoogie | September 27, 2007 6:35 PM
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heidi is so NOT sweet. She's a hateful cunt.

Posted by K X One | September 27, 2007 6:40 PM
21

Dan, I agree that Victorya is the probable villain. Spelled with a Y? It screams "Me Me Me, and I'll take out any son of a bitch that crosses me! Etuis, en garde!"

Posted by Barquely | September 27, 2007 6:54 PM
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Ugghh... Danny V was not attractive. Robert Best was a hottie! But they desperately need another Wendy Pepper. She is one of my favorite reality show villians.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | September 27, 2007 7:31 PM
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I think Kit's out in episode 3. With hair that blond, she won't last long.

Posted by exelizabeth | September 27, 2007 7:42 PM
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@15

You missed something I've been waiting for Gillian to correct.

Hate? His hate is tragic, Dan? Or is it hat? I'm confused. It's been a couple of hours. Help.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 27, 2007 8:03 PM
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Oh, and Tim, CALL ME!!!

206-933-7225!!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 27, 2007 8:07 PM
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I'm guessing Sweet P for villain... and Chris designs for "Cirque du Soleil". I'm looking forward to Nina Garcia's looks when his outfits come down the runway.

Posted by griet | September 27, 2007 10:27 PM
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Posted by Terry Mitchell | September 27, 2007 10:29 PM
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According to AfterElton (and they have gaydar like you wouldn't believe) the out gay guys are Jack, Chris, Ricky and Steven.
I think my gaydar's better...

Posted by Griet | September 27, 2007 10:35 PM
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Oh dear... it appears as though I will be renewing my addiction once again. Project Runway just kind of steals my life while it's on air, lol

Coming from someone who's actually spoken extensively with members of seasons three and four and knows how amazing they are, I'm pretty sure these guys have nothing on them...

I still love my Uncle Nick!

Posted by Courteny | September 27, 2007 11:28 PM
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This pack looks too kooky for words. Also, I'm not quite ready for the '80s to be back in style in such a forceful way. (Berets, stripes, leopard, BLACK AND WHITE HARLEQUIN SWEATER! Eeech.) The only one who doesn't look crazy is Victorya, but she makes up for it with her krazee-assed name-spelling. I can't wait.

Schmader and/or Dan, please be like Tim Gunn and do a podcast review of each episode, sil vous plait.

Posted by la | September 27, 2007 11:56 PM
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I quote Karen from Will and Grace about the beret: "Honey, even Patty Hearst couldn't pull of a beret, and she had money and a gun!"

Ooo, I've really missed this show.

Posted by kuzibah | September 28, 2007 8:36 AM
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I am sure most of you have read this already but it's a pretty fascinating (if slightly disheartening)look at life after Project Runway

http://nymag.com/news/features/35538/

Posted by Shafty | September 28, 2007 8:54 AM
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This is the first I've heard of the new P.R. I'm rather excited, but my husband claims that we've all grown up in the time since the last season, and perhaps Project Runway will be somehow less satisfying.

He can be a little grumpy in the morning.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | September 28, 2007 9:08 AM
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sweet p is the villiam. very much has the wendy vibe.


and i'm all about some marion.

Posted by konstantConsumer | September 28, 2007 9:20 AM
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Dear god. The rest of you saw that woman's name as "Sweet P" too? I thought I was hallucinating.

Posted by tamara | September 28, 2007 11:25 AM
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Sweet P... hmm..the name makes me worry a bit) but I will wait and see.
I think Rami is a sexy hunk, so is Kevin and Victoria I'm not so sure about. What about Carmen? anyone?

Posted by tania | September 29, 2007 10:21 AM
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Sweet P... hmm..the name makes me worry a bit) but I will wait and see.
I think Rami is a sexy hunk, so is Kevin and Victoria I'm not so sure about. What about Carmen? anyone?

Posted by tania | September 29, 2007 10:21 AM
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Sweet P... hmm..the name makes me worry a bit) but I will wait and see.
I think Rami is a sexy hunk, so is Kevin and Victoria I'm not so sure about. What about Carmen? anyone?

Posted by tania | September 29, 2007 10:21 AM

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