Here's my question:

Have you ever posted nude pictures of yourself on the internet? If so, what's the URL?

I want to know how many straight guys have or would seriously consider getting pegged

How 'bout: What's your mom been saying about me?

Do you enjoy getting head after the person giving you head threw up on your cock?

butt plugs, a straight gay divide?

Rim jobs.

Specifically, how many straight girls vs. gay men perform this wonderful act of love.

What family member would you have sex with.

Oh yeah. Girls wearing knee socks - sexy or not sexy?

Have you ever had sex with:
A. A pit bull?
B. The viaduct?
C. Larry Craig?

Agree with the pegging question. How many straight men/woman would consider it, how many have done it. Also, just straight up anal since there's been alot of talk about how mainstream it's become in straight couples.

Here's another (shit, I could do this all day):

Most people have a price at which they'd be willing to prostitute themselves. What's your price?

a) $10
b) $100
c) $1000
d) $10000
d) $100000
e) fucking me is priceless

How many men identify as bi in Seattle? How many of those who identify as bi have actually HAD SEX with a man or would actually BE WILLING to have sex with a man?

I personally have found that the answers to those two questions are vastly different in this city.

oral as an obligation, or how many has dan converted

Something about open relationships. Like, how many people in committed relationships (married, life partner, etc.) are partially open or fully open in their sexual relations. And why (mismatched sex drives, believe monogamy is unrealistic, etc.).

Have you done any of the following in a Public Restroom:

A) Masturbated
B) Had sex w/ a same sex partner
C) Had sex w/ an opposite sex partner
D) None of the above

Most people have a price at which they'd be willing to prostitute themselves. What's your price?

a) $10
b) $100
c) $1000
d) $10000
d) $100000
e) fucking me is priceless

The answer to this depends on whether the person you'll whore yourself out to is

a) Creepy gross i'd never fuck him in a million years with Hillary's dick unless i'm paid
b) eh, might fuck him if i'm drumk
c) omg hawtness

Do you actually enjoy going down on your partner, or do you do it because you feel:

a. obliged
b. grateful
c. turned on by the fact they get so turned on when you do that
d. all of the above
e. none of the above

Also, if female, what is your honest opinion about swallowing if you're straight/bi (or if male, if you're gay/bi)

1) Who wants sex more often: you or your partner? (Broken down by gender.)

2) At what public sites in Seattle have you masturbated, if any? At what public sites have you had sex?

(1) Men, how often do you look at online porn?

(A) Never.
(B) Up to once or twice a week.
(C) 3-7 times per week.
(D) More than once a day.

(2) Ask same q for women.

(3) Have you ever purchased pornography online?

(Women only:) have you ever ridden a Sybian? Would you try it if offered?

Addendum to @18: break down the answers to (1) by sexual orientation as well.

In keeping with the HUMP theme:

At what point would you consider someone's porn collection to be too big?

a)1-5 DVDs
b)5-10 DVDs
c)10-20 DVDs
d)20-50 DVDs
e)50-100 DVD's
f) over 100 DVD's

what sexual act do perform (or want to perform) but are embarassed/ashamed of?

How many gays and lesbians in Seattle came out of the closet as a result of Dan Savage's Savage Love column or podcast?

Age of consent in the state you grew up in?

Age you actually lost your virginity at?

Gay guys curiosity:
Who's responsible for the woman's orgasm in straight 1on1 sex?
a) the man
b) the woman

@26, this should be a gender divided question. men are polled and then women are.

how many STDs have you had?
how many do you currently have?

oooh, oooh, can you present these in median and mean results?

Would you consider Herpes to be a non-issue (as per Dan's column)?

At what point in your committed relationship did the honeymoon, "I want to fuck you every second of every day" period end. Or some other, better-worded description... including choices like:

A. B. 1-3 years
C. 3-5 years
D.>5 years, or "it hasn't"

That should say A. Less than 1 year, B. 1-3 years

@26: Uh, both?

Have you tested for oral herpes?
Do you tell someone about oral herpes before you have sex with them or just assume its ok because 'everyone has it'

Hey, another one:

Would you be OK with your long-term partner having had sex with ...

1-10 previous partners
10-50 previous partners
50-100 previous partners
100-1000 previous partners
The entire population of WA state
Tim Eyman
etc. etc.

Broken down by gender and sexual orientation.

How about...

"As a man, are you willing to swallow your own man juices once to get a feel/taste for the experience so that you can stop fucking asking your girlfriend/wife to do this?"

For the men: Cut or Uncut?

Oh! Oh! Also:

"Is tuckus lingus really becoming commonplace in the world of straight sex?"

What objects other than a strapon, cock, fingers or dildo have been up your butt.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

women - balls in your mouth during fellatio?

1. always (i don't exist).
2. sometimes (if i'm really drunk).
3. i did it once (but only so he'd marry me).
4. if testicles touch me, even during coitus, i scream.
5. i don't even like to think about the fact that testicles exist.

Do you shave your pussy?
a) Yes
b) No

How many inches of cock can you take down your throat?
a) 1-2
b) 3-4
c) 5-6
d) 7-9
e) don't know, haven't hit bottom yet

For women:

Can you squirt?

How often do you squirt during sex?
* Rarely to never
* Sometimes
* I fuck on a bed made of rubber

When you do squirt, how would you describe the amount of fluid you produce?
* a little dribble
* enough to fill a schooner glass
* I could drown Mark Spitz

#43: Change that last answer to "I could down Mark Fefer", and we're so golden.

addition to 41:

do you shave your junk?
1. yes
2. no
3. i trim it

Are you bored with your current sexual partner?

Wow. Those are all such great questions. I think pretty much everything is covered. I seriously don't even know what some of the questions are referring to! I'm such an innocent! hehe

Which of the following drugs have you used while having sex?
a) alcohol
b) ganja
c) lsd
d) shrooms
e) ecstacy
f) coke
g) meth
h) gbh
i) ruhypnol
j) viagra

@48
k)amoxicillin
l)benadryl

@48

h)GBH

I have never had sex with an entire punk band. Why would you stick them in with a bunch of drugs?

:)

If you are married, whatever your orientation, did your sex life end:

a) as soon as the honeymoon was over
b) within one year of marriage
c) within five years of marriage
d) around the birth of your first child
e) around the birth of your second or later child
f) we are gay males and we have nothing but pity for the rest of you. We win! We win!

No choosing f if you are a gale male whose sex life died anyway. Also, if you are empty nesters, no one cares that you started back up, just tell us when it died in the first place.

Ever got busy in a Burger King bathroom?

@19, I like that question, but what constitutes a purchase? Does subscribing to a pay web site count? Maybe it should be "Have you ever spent money for porn you found online?" Another question for that could be "How scared were you of credit card fraud given that you were spending money online for porn?"

How about:
If you found out your partner used to be a prostitute would it bother you? Enough to brake up?

Two questions:
1. Have you engaged in sexual activity with a male and a female (not necessarily together)?
2. How old are you today?
Report questions by sexual orientation and gender identification.

This would be a great cohort question.

How about the question from the July 19th Savage Love article (that I can only assume never got enough responses to warrant an extra article):
"Savage Love readers? I'm punting this one to you: What constitutes virginity? When do we lose it? Do we have more than one to lose?"

Answer if you are in a monogamous sexual relationship:
Are you male or female?
your partner male or female?
Do you consider yourself more or less giving in bed?
A: more/less/about same

if more, are you frustrated by a lack of
reciprocation by your partner?

if less, are you okay with being selfish?

if same, you are lucky

Ever had a sex dream about one of your parents?

My question would be, If you had to have sex with one of the leading candidates for president, who would it be? (I'll vomit if you say Fred Thompson.)

Qu'est-ce qui se passe? When it comes to having good old-fashioned unprotected sex and numbers of sexual partners the French-kissing French have nothing on Americans. This graphic shows sex survey results that might surprise you: Generally, the richer the country the more sexual partners people have. The best place to get lucky, according to the survey? Turkey, believe it or not. The Turks' have unprotected sex at greater rates than Aussies and Kiwis, but they're still having more fun than us "down under." Another surprise (to me anyway): Israeli kids lose their virginity at 16, on average. Where were the Israeli chicks when I was sixteen? Eh?

Unfortunately there's no word from the survey on gay bathroom sex among U.S. senators.

@54. I read that question as "If you found out your partner had used a prostitute, would it bother you? Enough to break up?" Which would also be a good question, I think.

What are your shaving habits?
Do you do it for personal reasons or to please your partner?

I have nothing interesting to say.

@30 ... hmm, or for some of us you should rephrase it from "every day" to "a lower frequency". For me it goes from 4-5 times a day down to 1-2 times a day ... assuming she turns me on in the first place.

And don't count sick days. That's not fair.

1) Which current Republican presidential candidate would you have sex with?

2) Which current Democratic presidential candidate would you have sex with?

What is your ideal makeout music?

When do you do it?
Morning? After work? Before falling asleep?

Why do you do it?
Love? Lust? Anger? Boredom? Habit? Revenge? Obligation?

@65 Journey. Preferably "Open Arms" or "Lovin', Touchin',Squeezin"
Just in case you cared.

So, can boys do it face to face? I saw this in a SIFF film and it looked like penetration was involved. Is that possible?

do you think you're a good kisser?

*EVERYONE THINKS THEY ARE A GOOD KISSER*

Something about being raised in a single parent/multi-parent household and queer households vs. non-queer households.

Interesting to find out just what a difference a gay makes.

# 58 -- Yes to all - each as both mom and dad are very attractive people, and, them doing it.

Hot fantasy.

@68

Yes Boys can (and frequently do) have sex face to face. Helps if the bottom is flexible.

Now you know.

Sex with animals - the great taboo.

Women and dogs and pussy licks - there is a reason the great dane loves you so.

Males screwing the goats and calves - country boys fess up. Fucking the horse or cow with a stool.

Some real truth, there are rumors about chickens - Dan, can you handle this?

At what age do you think men hit their sexual prime? How about women?

For those in monogamous relationships: Would you be willing to open up your relationship to some degree?

Have you ever purchased services from any of the following:
a) street walker
b) escort
c) full body sensual massage
d) dominatrix
e) lap dancer
f) stripper

How much money do you spend on porn each year?
a) $0
b) $1-$100
c) $101-$300
d) $301-$500
e) $501 or more

Some great stuff here, Dan, along with the occasional wingnut . . . Hmmm, sorta like your readers in general.

I'd like to know what, in their own opinion, your readers consider the most outrageous sexual act they've ever been part of. Most of us have wildly different ideas about what constitutes "outrageous." While you're at it, you might as well ask what the most outrageous thing is that they haven't done - but would like to.

Do you use prostitutes now? If you don't use them now, would you use them if prostitution was legal?

What is your biggest sexual regret?

Expanding on @79, should prostitution be decriminalized in Seattle?

WOW - #81

tolerance on weed - tolerance on sex - let's do it

vice cop money is city money down the toilet for absolutely nothing

keeping local people happier and great for tourism

For girls or guys: Is PMS sex gross or great?

Which porn oddities have you at one time enjoyed watching, despite your better instincts?

* Fucking machines
* Simulated rapes
* Gagging/extreme oral
* Midget sex
* Father/daughter scenarios
* Piss/shit fetish

What song was playing [on the radio, stereo, ipod, home entertainment system, etc.] when you lost your virginity?

I'll answer first. Baby Snakes [really!]

Forgot a porn oddity:

* Pizza sex!

-How long do you usually wait to have sex with someone? (ie. 1 date, 1 hour, 1 month, when it feels right?)
-Have you ever had sex for revenge? (ie. your ex's best friend or worst enemy?)
-Do you/have you ever experienced what otherwise could be considered physical abuse or harm in the bedroom? Do you enjoy it?
-Are you generally more dominant or submissive?
-Are you loud or quiet?
-Do you talk dirty?
-Straight women: If you have ever had a girl-on-girl experience, was it because you genuinely wanted to or did you do it just for show?
-How many sexual partners have you had?
-How many out of this number you actually loved or cared about?
-What is one sexual act that you would absolutely not try?
-How do you feel about 69?

Are you turned on by pterodactyl porn against your better, higher judgment? If yes, do you live in Wedgwood?

Ever had sex in a first class lounge at George W. Bush Airport? Fuck Bush....

What is your most oft-told sexual lie?
a: Number of partners.
b: Having been/not been with a certain gender.
c: Age virginity lost.
e: Secret fetish.
etc.

#89

how do you feel about 69 - whoa, must a straight guy who does not like eating pussy/cunt/you get the idea

gay guys would never even ask this question, cock sucked while sucking, can never be bad

SO - question - name the five ways you thing gay folks and straight people differ in sexual matters

AND SO - name the five ways the are in complete agreement

How many sexual partners have you had in your life? (broken down by age of respondant)

The following questions with answers broken down by sex and age:
How many times have you had sex with someone you met on the internet?
Have you ever posted for sex on Craigslist?
Have you ever posted for sex on another website?
Have you ever responded to a post on Craigslist in the Casual Encounters section?
Did you follow through?
Do you think it is safer to find casual sex partners on the internet or in a bar?

Oh, also:

If your new partner has unshorn pubic hair, what is your response:
a. Shock and repultion
b. No big deal
c. Hot! Hot! Hot!

And

Have you ever asked a stranger for a picture of his/her private parts in real life? On the internet?

Where did you meet your significant other?
Where do you meet the majority of your sexual partners?

What is the biggest age difference between you and one of your sexual partners?
What is the biggest age difference you would currently accept between you and a potential sex partner?
What percentage of the time do you experience an orgasm during sex? During masturbation?
Do your sexual practices conflict with your religious beliefs?
Do you have trouble acheiving an erection? (broken down by cut vs. uncut)

Have you ever tapped for sex in a men's room?

Ladies: Do you fake orgasms? If so, what percentage of the time?

More detailed question about orientation... a la the Kinsey scale. (Not just "gay, bi, or straight" please)

Bi-identified but not experienced, or bi in practice

S/M top, bottom, or switch
D/s top, bottom, or switch

Types/categories of kink one enjoys

kink in only sexual context vs kink without sex (where sex = erotic stimulation with intent to orgasm)

openness to non-monogamy, experience with non-monogamy, experience with swinging, experience with multiple emotional relationships

@80

Kevin Spacey.

Aside from clergy, how many are actually celebate by choice or by habit (rather than by disability)

How many toes have you had in you? And where?

I finally thought of one!
How many readers secretly fantasize about sex with fat people?
How many readers have HAD sex with fat people, enjoyed it and are too ashamed to admit it?
How many readers openly fantasize about sex with fat people? (in other words, they don't hide the fact that fat people turn them on)
How many readers have had sex with fat people and are NOT ashamed of it?
How many people have had sex with fat people and were disgusted by their partner's fat and didn't enjoy the sex because of that disgust?
On a separate note: How many readers are into feeding/feeders/feedies?

This is sad, but I thought important to ask:

How many readers have experienced sexual violence against themselves?

How many readers have witnessed sexual violence against another person?

How many readers know of someone who has experienced sexual violence (can include self)? Break down by male/female, gay/straight/bi/transgender

How many readers have committed sexual violence against someone else?

For how many readers has some form of sexual violence shaped or profoundly altered their consenting sexual life?

From whom did you learn about the "birds & the bees?" Mom & Dad? Older sibling? School? Friends? Judy Blume? Larry Flynt? other?

@102: Define "fat".

As for my question, I'm curious about the age spreads of partners. So, over all of your sexual partners, what were the ages, when you first started together. I'm not sure how you'd ask it, and clearly, it would be a big a pain to answer for people with a lot of partners (or the respondant would have fun bragging).

But like me it would be something like
18 (F) to 19 (M)
20 (F) to 19 (M)
22 (F) to 23 (M)
32 (F) to 30 (M)

I'm curious how many times there's something like
18 (M) to 35 (F) or
18 (F) to 60 (M)

etc.

@105 people seem to know how to spot fat when they see it and everyone has a different definition of what fat is. it is all about context I guess. I am asking about the relationships of people who are interested in "fat" people, so I guess if someone considers someone else fat that would count. I don't know. Stating one weight is pointless. Is there some kind of set threshold of weight that you would not go over when deciding whether or not to sleep with someone? Do you ask everyone you sleep with to step on a scale? Would you fantasize or sleep with someone who is 250 pounds but not 450 pounds? What is the cutoff point? What if you met someone who was very large and you were somehow attracted to them? Or do you just think fat people are disgusting? What about skinny people? Is there a lower limit? What if someone was 70 pounds? or 100 pounds and 6 feet tall? Is your sexual desire size dependent?

Kristin - you are obsessing

Me - gay man 6' 6"

way over three hundred , never been called fat

the term, brick shithouse

Dan Savage is a man who supported a war in Iraq that has resulted in the maiming and deaths of tens of thousands of human beings, and supported it just to be edgy; just to get a rise out of people; just to be snarky. I don\'t understand why some people actually think Dan Savage is a person to listen to, admire and emulate. Maybe when they reach the age of eighteen and are facing the draft they will finally get it. Well known cocksuckers can support American wars at no risk to themselves. Other people are cannon fodder.

Question:

Broken down by gender: Do you consider yourself a sexoholic? (Someone who is preoccupied with sex)

Follow up question: If "Yes", would you consider joining a website that would aide in contacting other sexoholics with similar interests and concerns? (Im not sure whether or not this type of site exists or not but it might be fun!)

Do you fuck casually or seriously?

Do you fuck seriously or casually?

Have you been in a three-some or more-some?
If so: same, opposite, or mixed gender group?
Friends or strangers?

Bi-sex: Women cool with Bi-male partner?
Men cool with Bi-female partner?
Are you part of a Bi-couple?

Anal sex(top or bottom): When is is OK to ask for it?

As part of the pick up line?
First time together?
Second?
Third?
Tenth?
etc.
Similar question more generally about kinks. . .

Has revealing your kinks resulted in ending a relationship?

Once revealed, has your kink ever been used publicly against you; kept in confidence, or discussed in a world-wide sex advice column?

Anal hair (M or F):
Brazilian?
Trimmed?
Bushy?

Chest hair on partner (yea or nay?)

Response from straight/bi women contrasted with bi/gay men.

Hooking up for sex:

Friend of friends
Coworkers
Out & about
Online dating personals
Online alternative/adult personals

Is it OK to hook up with a friend's ex?
If so, how long after?

Would you hook up with a friend's partner behind your friend's back?

Secretly gotten a partner off while their parent was in the same room?

Final question (having watched Clerks II again recently) A2M?

@107/Al: What is a brick shithouse???

You've probably never been called fat to your face, because people don't want to mess with you.
People are generally less intimidated by a woman who is 5'5" and fat than they are by a 6'6" male who is fat or bulky or whatever. Maybe you aren't even fat. I don't know.

Besides, I was just answering 105's question about defining what fat is. I don't actually have a problem with the word fat. I prefer it to obese or morbidly obese or overweight, etc. I have sort of reclaimed the word for myself.

I'm just interested in what the readers think about having sex and/or dating fat people. I was trying to cover the gamut of possibilities with my questions.