Comments on Returning Phone Books to Dex

my the intern has proven to be quite photogenic...

Something tells me this is not the first time this experience has landed in front of Dex's door.

Cool! this is pretty close to home for me so I can drop books off there whenever I get them. Thanks Steven Blum, Public Intern.

Is the intern on J-Date? If he likes women I'd like to take him out for a delicious dinner! He's hot!

doesn't seem like a big enough message to the people at dex... i think we should try again!

This is hilarious.

http://www.kasperhauser.com/khmc/

The guys who wrote it and a parody of Skymall (the airplane catalogue) are performing at Sketch Fest this weekend.

Should've come and got mine. There's a pile of about 70 books (I underestimated earlier, guessing 30-40) inside the back door of my apt building, with a big "LAST CHANCE" sign hanging over them. The pile didn't diminish in the slightest since I first saw it in the lobby.

So you drove all around the region to save us from the environmental scourge of phone books?

Very dramatic pose in the second to last shot. ;)

Though, I am left wondering... who is it taking pictures of you performing your internly duties? Is there a Mr./Ms. "I'm dating the Public Itern, and I knew him before it too"? Or do you rope a friend into traveling with you to document your trials?

We really need to do this right after the next batch of phone books get delivered. It should be printed in The Stranger, a blurb on the cover.

It should be a big deal, like when The Portland Mercury went after those people who taped up reserved spots for the Rose Festival Parade.

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/2007/06/no_tape_left_behind.php

:o I'm proud to say that two of my phonebooks were included in the pile delivered by Steven to Qwest. I'm so proud of my babies.

And next time let's have multiple drop off sites so that the Fremonters, etc can join in.

"The Dex people pretended the mound didn’t exist."
- Public Intern.

Not surprising. This is their entire business model. Crank out as many phone books as they can print to justify their expense to advertisers, dump them on people's doorsteps, and pretend they no longer exist. They cover their eyes and ears... lalalalala... and pretend that their service is a colossal waste, and environmentally inexcusable.

It was Labor Day Weekend... I was at Bumbershoot. No time to drop them off. :/

I like the part where you said that Dan "ordered" you to go and collect books! Is he really a task master??? hehe. As always, great job Steven. Too bad the drop off area didn't work out.

You tried to hurt me but I am stronger than that

Why is it that I was always the one to be searching?
Like a limp-dicked dalmation
Fire dog! But I don’t need the fire of misunderstanding to burn
Me like a cigarette (420)
Why do you have to be so into smoking pot vs.
Hanging out with me?

why didn't you use public transportation? can't believe you wasted all that gas...

@14, Dan also banned microwave popcorn in the Stranger office. That is one bossy queen.

Phone books aren't so bad - they just should dole them out every few years, and one to every 10 people or so. Online phone books are not complete and updated often, and make it hard to distinguish people with the same name, plus despite what you think, lots of people don't have computers or dsl.

Damn interns and their sense of humor!

Excellent Intern, Excellent!

Key word here - to all the lazy fucks who harbor stacks of these, RECYCLE. Yes you, lazy fuck, rise from the Dell and carry a few phnone books to the recycle dumpster,

NOW --- lazy dog fuckers ---

There, don't it feel better

God, that's so funny! Apart from the environmental concerns, these phone books are a form of harassment, because they wake you up when the drones infiltrate your building at dawn's crack and drop them in front of every door. It's also harassment when phone book sales fucks try to persuade you to advertise and use these "resources," and also sell your information to all and sundry. (I know they are responsible because Qwest misspelled my first name.) (Dex... Qwest... )

Here's an idea: ask people to leave phone books on or near Stranger distro boxes. Public Intern gets a list of them, and goes around to pick them all up. Any charitable-feeling distro folks could stick them in their vans and bring them back if they feel like it too.

@17: haha. that is so funny! why would he ban microwave popcorn? the buttery movie theater smell? I never knew he was a bossy queen. I love learning new stuff about him! next on the slog: inside dan's brain: what makes him tick! hehe it would be great if they had a factoid section: little known secrets about dan savage! :)

Yes -- Steven Blum -- you have arrived!!! Thanks, to your Roosevelt experience -- Ms. Remme, counseling office

This is way too funny. To think that the intern did not do his research and did go into the non-discript Dex Regional Headquaters to see that Dex is only one of the many tenents in the building. Ha ha. What a waste! Grow up... 60-90 phone books out of a million is not much of a statement. It looks like more people use the paper pages than the on-line pages.

If no one used phone books anymore then why are people spending millions/year to advertise there. Why are there 10's of millions of yearly references then?? These people that advertise in the phone book have the capability to track how it's working. They wouldn't spend all this money if no one was using it. Your not using the book has no relevancy on what others are doing.

So you guys hate print advertising? hmmm. What do you think pays for the Stranger and makes it free for the public?