Say what you want, but seeing Lone Star Love at 5th Avenue was the most fun I've ever had in a theater. His bulge was hilariously large.

Everytime I hear that ad for Lone Star Love on the radio I want to puke. I can only imagine going to it and seeing Randy Quaid I would actually puke.

If I want to see criminal acting Texan's in action I will watch a Bush press conference.

Ga-rossss.

I concur with the mustache.

Shitter's full!

I think they're talking about his bro Dennis.

if you're going to be so god damn gay brendan, develop some taste or confine your hubba-hubbas to the little voice in your head. opinions like that can ruin a man.

nice mustache. when's my ride?

Check out the Qualid as Eddie in
Christmas Vacation. . .The grocery shopping scene. . .Packing some meat
Hubba hubba. . .Stem my rose