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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Only Users Lose Drugs

posted by on September 18 at 10:50 AM

Dumb-criminal stories are older than God. Still, I will never tire of reading the endless variations on this theme:

Man reports missing cocaine, gets arrested for drug smuggling.

He had a good reason.

Carr’s downfall came when he contacted Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents on Aug. 7 to report that he had lost 31 kilograms of cocaine he hid in some brush near the border. Carr allegedly wanted the ICE agents to issue a statement that they had seized the drugs so the people he worked for would not think he stole the goods and retaliate against him.

Still.

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Put in the same situation, would you not do the same thing? Especially if you had easily-accessible relatives. If I couldn't get away and had thugs making comments about my frail mother or pretty little 13-year-old daughter, I'd beg the feds to issue that statement too.

Posted by Christin | September 18, 2007 12:37 PM
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Yeah, actually, when the question comes down to: jail time vs. you, your friends and family getting beaten and/or killed...

Of course, just cause he's in jail doesn't mean his friends and family aren't getting beaten and/or killed. But the likelihood is less.

Posted by Me | September 18, 2007 12:57 PM
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Not dumb. A lotta years in prison sounds better than a Colombian necktie to me.

Posted by Greg | September 18, 2007 4:48 PM

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