??!! Not About That Roads and Transit Proposal
posted by on September 28 at 15:08 PM
In other news, the Germans have invented a dildo … made of candy! According to the web site, it’s “18 cm/285 grams of pure enjoyment.” Full ingredient list: “Fruchtgummi in Penisform.” As we learn from this blog post, Fruchtgummi ist fur ein blowjob. Better than a real dick, because when you’re done, it’s still made of delicious candy!
Well, not all THAT delicious, according to the blog post...
Does it come with a 'scrip for the nasty UTI the user may likely get as a bonus prize?
Fruchtgummi contributes to global warming. Candy dildos kill polar bears.
What I can't understand is why the candy isn't made from organic fair trade chocolate fresh from Fremont?
And how you get one of these installed in the Red Bull Racers that will be on Fremont Avenue tomorrow (Saturday) at 1 pm?
Maybe the pit crew will have a few around when that starts at 11 am ...
Oh, and as to the polar bears - only the ones that like dildos. So, if they're straight polar bears not into pegging, and male, it's not a problem.
They'll still die off from the global warming emissions from RTID/ST2, mind you, but those that will need choco dildos will be happy, and those that don't need them will be fine unless they smoke (smoking leads to limp ... organs).
uhhh vote yes?
rtid not that big a deal compared to other stuff... like china... like the potential of green technology... like dildos.. im tired.
no but seriously vote yes.
Does it come in rainbow colors like the "Clockwork Orange" Dick- pops?
Ja, und?
Du saugst grosse Zeit.
RTID ist nicht sehr gut fuhr den arben oder den fischen. Und dieser in den platz hier.
Totally Off-Topic, but...
Congratulations on your WorldChanging.com article on cutting personal carbon emmissions by taking transit!
http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/007335.html
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