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1

Zzzzz. There are a couple of warrants out for my arrest, too. And some grizzled Fed is beating his wife because of me. She understands.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 6, 2007 12:28 PM
2

Clearly the only right thing for her to do is to resign immediately as his daughter and seek counseling. When is her press conference?

Posted by monkey | September 6, 2007 12:32 PM
3

No, first she has to admit that evolution is against God ... (ROFLMAO) ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 6, 2007 12:34 PM
4

If contempt of an Idaho court is a crime, aren't we all guilty?

Posted by Original Andrew | September 6, 2007 12:45 PM
5

I just shot a little of my water out of my nose on that one, Original Andrew.

Posted by monkey | September 6, 2007 1:16 PM
6

titter titter, "unlawful entry." At least she hasn't been involved with any casino monkey business.

Posted by Katelyn | September 6, 2007 1:43 PM
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YEAH!!! I want ALL of the dirt to come out on his asshole!!! TAKE no prisoners!!! Does anyone in his immediate family have a drug problem? Let's find out all about it. Until he steps down or changes his positions on gay and lesbian rights...no mercy!!!

Posted by Just Me | September 6, 2007 1:45 PM
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monkey, I really hope you were drinking water at the time.

Posted by PdxRitchie | September 6, 2007 2:37 PM
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Nope, sometimes I just shoot water out my nose. You know, for fun.

Posted by monkey | September 6, 2007 2:58 PM
10

I wish it would be more widely reported that they are *adopted* children...not his. I know that sounds so dickish, but I know some people believe that if a dude was able to have sex with a girl (and has the children to prove it) the guy can't be all that gay.

I'm going to regret saying that "out loud".

Posted by Lake | September 6, 2007 3:11 PM
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I may be mistaken, but they aren't his kids- just his wife's. Larry WideStance doesn't have any biological children. For all we know, he's never had sex with a woman, since there's no 'proof'. Just sayin'

Posted by CrucifyCraig | September 6, 2007 3:53 PM
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Bingo 11. OH AND 10.

Posted by Lake | September 6, 2007 4:17 PM
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If a straight man like Craig can get it up for a strange man in the next stall, surely a gay man like Craig can get it up for his lawfully wedded wife.

Posted by Remedial Sex Ed Student | September 6, 2007 7:51 PM
14

The very best coverage on earth of the Larry Craig story has been given by the great blogger skippystalin, who is not safe for any workplace that isn't The Stranger, a bath-house, or the 5th circle of hell.

http://tardsanonymous.blogspot.com/2007/09/cock-hog-continuing-adventures-of-larry.html

Someone should do a general blog/news roundup of all the Larry Craig stories.

But seriously, if can anyone beat the wonder that is that last story?

Posted by plausible denial | September 7, 2007 2:23 PM

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