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At least they didn't make fun of her veiny paws while they were at it. Though if Guy Richie is really getting pegged by Madonna, he must be living out the fantasies of many a 40ish pegboy. No public outing will dissuade him from staying in that relationship. We won't see him dumping the ol' bird for a famous bottom like Paris just to keep up appearances.
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Posted by christopher | September 11, 2007 10:20 AM
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Purple Penetrator aside... her hand looks like my grandma's!

Posted by Rose Red | September 11, 2007 10:21 AM
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DUDE IS A STUD. that's awesome (if not entirely fabricated and all)

Posted by None | September 11, 2007 10:34 AM
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Is it just me, or does that look more like Guy's hand?

That aside, some guys wear strapons, but that would depend on how the straps were set up there. Could go either way, and I'm not doing that research at work. ;)

Posted by wench | September 11, 2007 10:35 AM
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she COULD be using it on a lady friend with &/or without Guy.

madonna - there's such a thing as a valise.

Posted by maxsolomon | September 11, 2007 10:36 AM
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Or maybe one of their friends is just getting a delightfully kinky gift?

Wow...celebs not only have sex but very well might indulge in kinky sex involving toys and open-minded play? Who would have thunk it? And who's next? Politicians? No wait...

Posted by Kaija | September 11, 2007 11:07 AM
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Um. TMI. Look, she's older than I am.

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 11, 2007 11:14 AM
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no people older than will can have sex!!!!

(just a gentle tease, there, buddy)

Posted by erin | September 11, 2007 11:22 AM
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am i kinky because i want to watch? oh, to be fly on that bedroom wall.

Posted by chris | September 11, 2007 11:45 AM
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I didn't really need that mental image.

Posted by Greg | September 11, 2007 12:10 PM
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If celebrities can't walk around with their purple penetrators, then the terrorists have won.

Posted by MidwayPete | September 11, 2007 12:29 PM
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Everything, but everything Madonna does publicly is intentional. If she really was pegging Guy on the sly, do you think for a minute she'd be carrying the evidence in a translucent bag?

Posted by Bauhaus | September 11, 2007 1:02 PM
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Madonna was really interesting twenty years ago. Today- not so much.

Posted by Big Sven | September 11, 2007 1:08 PM
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"Though if Guy Richie is really getting pegged by Madonna, he must be living out the fantasies of many a 40ish pegboy."

QFT

Posted by abracapocus | September 11, 2007 1:09 PM
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Madonna is fucking awesome!

Posted by Sean | September 11, 2007 1:20 PM
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Seriously though, who WOULDN'T want to peg Guy?

Her gay fan base isn't going anywhere.

Posted by monkey | September 11, 2007 1:43 PM
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@8 - no, they love doing that.

seriously. my mom used to be a nurse in retirement homes (RN) and they're pretty ... randy ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 11, 2007 3:22 PM
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It's not trousers, it's a sort of harness. I bemoan the death of fact-checking in today's tabloid newspapers.

Posted by Kiru Banzai | September 11, 2007 6:45 PM
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Not to ruin the fun, but if you're leaving your hotel with a sex toy, still in the clear bag (presumably) the store cashier handed it to you in, it's likely a gift for someone, or was gifted to her. Otherwise, it'd be in their luggage (I wish the pun were intended).

Posted by Dougsf | September 11, 2007 7:29 PM
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Ms. Ciccone's probably just going to a hen party, as the Limeys say, and picked up a coarse gift for the bride-to-be.

Posted by hitachi magic wand | September 11, 2007 7:55 PM
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Capt. Drew Jensen, a Stryker Brigade soldier, has died in a Seattle hospital of wounds received in Iraq.

Excerpt from \"Say yes to war\" Dan Savage Oct. 2002

Because we\'re not just at war with al Qaeda, stupid. We\'re at war with a large and growing Islamo-fascist movement that draws its troops and funds from all over the Islamic world. Islamo-fascism is a regional problem, not just an al Qaeda problem or an Afghanistan problem. To stop Islamo-fascism, we\'re going to have to roll back all of the tyrannous and dictatorial regimes in the Middle East while simultaneously waging war against a militant, deadly religious ideology. To be completely honest, I would actually prefer that the United States go to war against the ridiculous royal family in Saudi Arabia. The Saudis have been using American money to export their intolerant and deadly strain of Islam all over the world (the kind of Islam that inspires people to blow up discos in Bali), and getting rid of the Saudi royal family and their fascist clerics makes more sense than getting rid of Saddam. But the Saudis are our \"allies,\" so perhaps we can pressure them to reform, as Josh Feit suggests.

In the meantime, invading and rebuilding Iraq will not only free the Iraqi people, it will also make the Saudis aware of the consequences they face if they continue to oppress their own people while exporting terrorism and terrorists. The War on Iraq will make it clear to our friends and enemies in the Middle East (and elsewhere) that we mean business: Free your people, reform your societies, liberalize, and democratize... or we\'re going to come over there, remove you from power, free your people, and reform your societies for ourselves.

Posted by ... | September 11, 2007 8:14 PM

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