Slog - Comments on Lucky Guy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy Madonna was spotted leaving a London hotel with her husband, director Guy Ritchie. Madonna was carrying a see-through shopping bag, and in the shopping bag was... a Purple Penetrator, a.k.a. a strap-on dildo. The Daily Mail, a reliably trashy UK tab, concludes that Madonna "really does wear the trousers in her relationship," because a little pegging, per the Mail, is emasculating--permanently emasculating, not just for the duration of the pegging. Please make a note of it. There's no evidence that Ritchie was pegged at all--the PP is still in the box, and may have been unused, and Madonna might just... Copyright 2008 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:13:42 -0800 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 20:14:43 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by christopher At least they didn't make fun of her veiny paws while they were at it. Though if Guy Richie is really getting pegged by Madonna, he must be living out the fantasies of many a 40ish pegboy. No public outing will dissuade him from staying in that relationship. We won't see him dumping the ol' bird for a famous bottom like Paris just to keep up appearances.
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]]> christopher http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802275 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802275 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:20:58 -0800 Comment by Rose Red Purple Penetrator aside... her hand looks like my grandma's!

]]> Rose Red http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802276 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802276 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:21:34 -0800 Comment by None DUDE IS A STUD. that's awesome (if not entirely fabricated and all)

]]> None http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802299 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802299 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:34:33 -0800 Comment by wench Is it just me, or does that look more like Guy's hand?

That aside, some guys wear strapons, but that would depend on how the straps were set up there. Could go either way, and I'm not doing that research at work. ;)

]]> wench http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802302 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802302 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:35:03 -0800 Comment by maxsolomon she COULD be using it on a lady friend with &/or without Guy.

madonna - there's such a thing as a valise.

]]> maxsolomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802310 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802310 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:36:23 -0800 Comment by Kaija Or maybe one of their friends is just getting a delightfully kinky gift?

Wow...celebs not only have sex but very well might indulge in kinky sex involving toys and open-minded play? Who would have thunk it? And who's next? Politicians? No wait...

]]> Kaija http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802352 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802352 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:07:52 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Um. TMI. Look, she's older than I am.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802366 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802366 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:14:56 -0800 Comment by erin no people older than will can have sex!!!!

(just a gentle tease, there, buddy)

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802379 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802379 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:22:12 -0800 Comment by chris am i kinky because i want to watch? oh, to be fly on that bedroom wall.

]]> chris http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802417 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802417 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:45:38 -0800 Comment by Greg I didn't really need that mental image.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802444 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802444 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:10:42 -0800 Comment by MidwayPete If celebrities can't walk around with their purple penetrators, then the terrorists have won.

]]> MidwayPete http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802465 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802465 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:29:18 -0800 Comment by Bauhaus Everything, but everything Madonna does publicly is intentional. If she really was pegging Guy on the sly, do you think for a minute she'd be carrying the evidence in a translucent bag?

]]> Bauhaus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802511 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802511 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:02:43 -0800 Comment by Big Sven Madonna was really interesting twenty years ago. Today- not so much.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802522 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802522 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:08:38 -0800 Comment by abracapocus "Though if Guy Richie is really getting pegged by Madonna, he must be living out the fantasies of many a 40ish pegboy."

QFT

]]> abracapocus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802525 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802525 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:09:43 -0800 Comment by Sean Madonna is fucking awesome!

]]> Sean http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802535 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802535 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:20:27 -0800 Comment by monkey Seriously though, who WOULDN'T want to peg Guy?

Her gay fan base isn't going anywhere.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802551 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802551 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:43:27 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @8 - no, they love doing that.

seriously. my mom used to be a nurse in retirement homes (RN) and they're pretty ... randy ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802652 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802652 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:22:10 -0800 Comment by Kiru Banzai It's not trousers, it's a sort of harness. I bemoan the death of fact-checking in today's tabloid newspapers.

]]> Kiru Banzai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802881 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802881 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:45:19 -0800 Comment by Dougsf Not to ruin the fun, but if you're leaving your hotel with a sex toy, still in the clear bag (presumably) the store cashier handed it to you in, it's likely a gift for someone, or was gifted to her. Otherwise, it'd be in their luggage (I wish the pun were intended).

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802913 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802913 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:29:51 -0800 Comment by hitachi magic wand Ms. Ciccone's probably just going to a hen party, as the Limeys say, and picked up a coarse gift for the bride-to-be.

]]> hitachi magic wand http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802933 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802933 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:55:22 -0800 Comment by ... Capt. Drew Jensen, a Stryker Brigade soldier, has died in a Seattle hospital of wounds received in Iraq.

Excerpt from \"Say yes to war\" Dan Savage Oct. 2002

Because we\'re not just at war with al Qaeda, stupid. We\'re at war with a large and growing Islamo-fascist movement that draws its troops and funds from all over the Islamic world. Islamo-fascism is a regional problem, not just an al Qaeda problem or an Afghanistan problem. To stop Islamo-fascism, we\'re going to have to roll back all of the tyrannous and dictatorial regimes in the Middle East while simultaneously waging war against a militant, deadly religious ideology. To be completely honest, I would actually prefer that the United States go to war against the ridiculous royal family in Saudi Arabia. The Saudis have been using American money to export their intolerant and deadly strain of Islam all over the world (the kind of Islam that inspires people to blow up discos in Bali), and getting rid of the Saudi royal family and their fascist clerics makes more sense than getting rid of Saddam. But the Saudis are our \"allies,\" so perhaps we can pressure them to reform, as Josh Feit suggests.

In the meantime, invading and rebuilding Iraq will not only free the Iraqi people, it will also make the Saudis aware of the consequences they face if they continue to oppress their own people while exporting terrorism and terrorists. The War on Iraq will make it clear to our friends and enemies in the Middle East (and elsewhere) that we mean business: Free your people, reform your societies, liberalize, and democratize... or we\'re going to come over there, remove you from power, free your people, and reform your societies for ourselves.

]]> ... http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802945 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/lucky_guy#c802945 Sex Tue, 11 Sep 2007 20:14:43 -0800