Sex Lucky Guy
posted by September 11 at 10:13 AM
onMadonna was spotted leaving a London hotel with her husband, director Guy Ritchie. Madonna was carrying a see-through shopping bag, and in the shopping bag was… a Purple Penetrator, a.k.a. a strap-on dildo.
The Daily Mail, a reliably trashy UK tab, concludes that Madonna “really does wear the trousers in her relationship,” because a little pegging, per the Mail, is emasculating—permanently emasculating, not just for the duration of the pegging. Please make a note of it.
There’s no evidence that Ritchie was pegged at all—the PP is still in the box, and may have been unused, and Madonna might just be lugging it around to get her name in the papers. Madonna’s like that.
From the Purple Penetrator the Mail then pivots into a discussion of Madonna and Ritchie’s efforts to adopt that little Malawi boy. Because, you know, if you’re kinky… you’re unfit to adopt. Or something.
Via Fleshbot.
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At least they didn't make fun of her veiny paws while they were at it. Though if Guy Richie is really getting pegged by Madonna, he must be living out the fantasies of many a 40ish pegboy. No public outing will dissuade him from staying in that relationship. We won't see him dumping the ol' bird for a famous bottom like Paris just to keep up appearances.
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Purple Penetrator aside... her hand looks like my grandma's!
DUDE IS A STUD. that's awesome (if not entirely fabricated and all)
Is it just me, or does that look more like Guy's hand?
That aside, some guys wear strapons, but that would depend on how the straps were set up there. Could go either way, and I'm not doing that research at work. ;)
she COULD be using it on a lady friend with &/or without Guy.
madonna - there's such a thing as a valise.
Or maybe one of their friends is just getting a delightfully kinky gift?
Wow...celebs not only have sex but very well might indulge in kinky sex involving toys and open-minded play? Who would have thunk it? And who's next? Politicians? No wait...
Um. TMI. Look, she's older than I am.
no people older than will can have sex!!!!
(just a gentle tease, there, buddy)
am i kinky because i want to watch? oh, to be fly on that bedroom wall.
I didn't really need that mental image.
If celebrities can't walk around with their purple penetrators, then the terrorists have won.
Everything, but everything Madonna does publicly is intentional. If she really was pegging Guy on the sly, do you think for a minute she'd be carrying the evidence in a translucent bag?
Madonna was really interesting twenty years ago. Today- not so much.
"Though if Guy Richie is really getting pegged by Madonna, he must be living out the fantasies of many a 40ish pegboy."
QFT
Madonna is fucking awesome!
Seriously though, who WOULDN'T want to peg Guy?
Her gay fan base isn't going anywhere.
@8 - no, they love doing that.
seriously. my mom used to be a nurse in retirement homes (RN) and they're pretty ... randy ...
It's not trousers, it's a sort of harness. I bemoan the death of fact-checking in today's tabloid newspapers.
Not to ruin the fun, but if you're leaving your hotel with a sex toy, still in the clear bag (presumably) the store cashier handed it to you in, it's likely a gift for someone, or was gifted to her. Otherwise, it'd be in their luggage (I wish the pun were intended).
Ms. Ciccone's probably just going to a hen party, as the Limeys say, and picked up a coarse gift for the bride-to-be.
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