Comments on "Leave General Patraeus Alone!"

Schmader already linked to this.

I want the Hairspray guy to do a Gen. Petraeus dance.

dude, the best part is, crocker is now a meme with a ticking time bomb. soon he will be mustard guy, or all your base are belong to us.

So, that's what the original was like?

Glad I didn't watch it.

yeah. not so funny. never seen crocker, so i guess i'm out of the loop.

Leave ME alone!!!

Chris Crocker, bless his poor stuck-in-bible-belt-hell heart, was only slightly amusing the first time. Now it's kind of annoying.

Oh my.

Hilarious. Thank you.

Jeez, scroll down and read your own SLOG, Dan. Schmader just posted this yesterday.

Having said that, it is funny.

The original was a fucking masterpiece. Chris single-handedly invented an entire genre of sarcastic comedy.

You know what's really annoying? This whole "Look how cool I am because I'm so over Chris Cocker" pose. Losers!

Sounds like he's going through the stages of the old showbiz joke:

"Chris who?"

"Chris Crocker, he's new."

"Get me Chris Crocker!"

"I need a Chris Crocker type."

"Whatever happended to Chris Crocker?"

"Chris Crocker? I thought he was dead."

"Chris who?"

Yes #8, That Dan is a real card isn\'t he. I can see why he is a hero of yours. Dan Savage is a man who supported a war in Iraq that has resulted in the maiming and deaths of tens of thousands of human beings, and supported it just to be edgy; just to get a rise out of people; just to be snarky. I don\'t understand why some people actually think Dan Savage is a person to listen to, admire and emulate. Maybe when they reach the age of eighteen and are facing the draft they will finally get it. Well known cocksuckers can support American wars at no risk to themselves. Other people are cannon fodder.