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Bret Harrison is how old? And how old are you?

I like my men to have pubes, and the ability to drink legally.

Adrian,

I tried to watch that Reaper show, really I did, mostly 'cause of dude's undeniable cuteness, but Christ it's bad.

I turned it off after 20 minutes and watched Veronica Mars on DVD instead.

Admit it, Adrian! you were channeling Patsy when you wrote about Kirstie, weren't you?

Wasn't your Fuck-Me Pump in some show on Fox recently? He either jumped networks or I need to see he and his doppelgänger's doppelgängers ASAP. STAT.

If some Islamic whack job killed Salman Rushdie, I would consider it a crime against humanity.

If some Islamic whack job killed Anne Coulter, I would yawn.

The irony, of course, is that she is the personification of the American version of the Taliban, and the silly bitch doesn't even know it.

They won't fatwa on her, because they agree on every political issue down the line, except which name to ululate when committing atrocities. Duh.
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I declare a fatwa on Anne "No Publicity Stunt Too Desperate" Coulter in the name of the Church of the Militant Agnostic ("We Don't Know and You Don't Either!") Any member of CMA may now pie her at will, with the expectation of a round of drinks upon their entrance into the hypothetical and somewhat unlikely afterlife.

Extra points for shit pies.

She doesn't get that she's that fucking irrelevant, I guess.

I'm sorry, I don't comment on obvious fake news designed to get sympathy by outrageous liars like Ann Liar Coulter.

@2 - you can watch it on OnDemand again.

Yup, free Reaper, when you want.

Geni @ 6: While I did not truly LOL, your comment did elicit a psychic chuckle. Amusements in all shapes and sizes are appreciated. Should I ever get the chance, I will pie Coulter one time for my peeps. Grazzi!
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Will in Seattle gives me more headaches than Ecce Homo.

Ann Coulter is too irrelevant for a fatwa, but I would vote to stick her in a burqa and beat her with sticks like a pinata.

And I still think Dan should, one last time, do drag, as Ann Coulter. I mean, the adam's apple alone sells it.

i liked reaper. i liked his last show too, though.

Ann Coulter vs. Will-in-Seattle fatwa death match!

I would assume the decision to call for a fatwa or not is based on the author's credibility and ability to influence readers.

No way man. I can call a fatwa anytime I want. I call a fatwa on...

Cokie Roberts!
Colonel Snaders!
Andrew Lloyd Weber!
Scooby Doo!

RE: Bret Harrison
Amen, brother! Bret is too cute. The likelihood of his showing lasting, say, more than 4 episodes is improbable. And DAMN, Valarie Rae Miller. What the hell happened to you? Looks like Dark Angel was the pinnacle of your career. So sad.