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Wasn't this the plot to some lame ass movie...?

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | September 21, 2007 1:48 PM
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Posted by NaFun | September 21, 2007 1:48 PM
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And wow:
"
I have arranged through my parish to take a trip to Hedonism, a Caribbean resort that offers the intimate company of attractive young women for a fair, all inclusive price.
"

Posted by NaFun | September 21, 2007 1:49 PM
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Will he be accompanied by Rush Limbaugh?

Posted by xx | September 21, 2007 1:52 PM
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@ 4
yes.

on an unrelated note, have you ever noticed that i always comment to my own posts? i also laugh at my own jokes.

Posted by adrian! | September 21, 2007 1:56 PM
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This ad has been thoughtfully provided by the Sex Police ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 21, 2007 1:59 PM
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Why a woman? BREEDER!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 21, 2007 2:07 PM
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@5: That's why I like you.

Posted by Carollani | September 21, 2007 2:23 PM
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This is a total joke site.

Posted by Ryan Red | September 21, 2007 2:46 PM
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poor kid. isn't there some 17 year old who'll take one for the team?

Posted by maxsolomon | September 21, 2007 3:24 PM
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I'm pulling for the guy... if this is real... but I have my doubts:

"It's not a sin

I know premarital sex is a sin, but as a dedicated, baptized, confirmed Catholic, I'm free to ask for forgiveness and be absolved for my digressions, and I won't have to die a virgin. It's okay, and more than okay because I'm still technically a child."

Posted by Chad | September 21, 2007 3:35 PM
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@ 11 my BS detector was going off too. this just cannot be real. come on? and the archbiship of boston is The Most Reverend Seán Patrick O'Malley, not Cardinal Seán P. O’Hannigan as the letter he posted to his site states. hmmm?

Posted by chris | September 21, 2007 4:57 PM
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Unpaid Blogger is absolutely correct. The movie is called "One Last Thing..." (but of course). Michael Angarano plays the cancer-stricken virgin. Oddly enough, he plays a terminal teen in "Lords of Dogtown", too.

Posted by Kathy Fennessy | September 21, 2007 9:04 PM
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Whatever happened to plain ol' Disneyland?

Also, i'm pretty sure he could have a lot more sex if he blew $125k on prostitutes instead.

Posted by Adam | September 24, 2007 1:14 AM

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