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no i'll thank you now. thank you ari!

Impromptu Kitty Caption Contest!!!

I'll start with a classic:

"I HAS A FLAVOR"

I has a flavor.

"I has wud."

Thank you Ari!

How totally inappropriate Ari!! What have you done to this poor kitten?? You have forced her into the media spot light and now she is on her way to becoming the next ex-kitten internet star!! Oh my god!! Just look at the kitten's eyes!! She is already worried she is fat for her age. She knows a younger cuter kitten is just around the corner. Soon this cute little kitten will be found with her head over the litter box with her paw down her throat puking up her kitten chow!

Then comes the botox for kitties then the spiral downward to being a street cat selling herself to all the tom cats on Aurora Ave!!! What have you started Ari?? What have you done!!???

Please, don't put kittens on the street!

They need your wuv!

"I will eat that chzburger if you don't want it, Isabelle."

Hooray for kittens!

unfortunately, she's emaciated under all that fur.

I gotz muh tung.

Iz kitty shwer. No peekeng!

I needz a soapz. Iz dirty.

Kittens give me gas.

INVISIBLE TEQUILA SHOT

Hey, since the kitten is underage, maybe someone should contact the Seattle Police so they can do a sting operation ...

Part of me hates lolz. A lot.

Part of me finds them absolutely hilarious.

Thanks for the kitten picture!

Part of me hates lol cats because I'm an editor and the bad grammar drives me insane (and because in my head cats not only have perfect grammar but speak like Stewie Griffin).

Another part of me sees any photo of a kitten and goes "Awww. Cute little puddy tat."

Part of me is hatin on the phrase part of me. The other part is going "aw, cute puddy ..."

YER CAMMA LENZ DURTI - I CLEANZ!

Nothing good could be that cute. Clearly the kitten was sent here by evil extra-terrestrial overlords.

I want to take it home with me and be the first to serve our new alien masters.

"If someone doesn't move the chair off of my paw, I'm gonna chew my fucking leg off!"

Oh yes, oh yes, I'm a little cat, I'm a little cat...licking my paw now, yes, I'm licking my paw now. I'm a little cat, I'm a little cat...

Dr. Evil?

"Tho... I hadz no ithea that I thtepth on thum thuperglue rite befo I thtarted groomen mythelf.

A lil helpth here pleathe?"