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lmao, adrian, you get paid, chris crocker lives with his grandma. he's not worth your time.

even when crocker does get paid, he wont be happy because he's so freaking loopy.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | September 14, 2007 10:37 AM
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Hi-Larrius. Practice makes perfect.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | September 14, 2007 10:38 AM
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I'd be tempted to use a fire extinguisher to his face. Kind of like that scene in the opening of Irreversible. By kind of, I mean exactly.

See you tonight, toots.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 14, 2007 10:39 AM
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Just don't smear your eyeliner when you rumble with her. That one.

Posted by James | September 14, 2007 10:44 AM
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Seth Green rules - he played James St. James better than James himself. Chris who? Who are you talking about? Who is he? Never heard of him. Is he some pet project of the Stranger's?

Posted by Special Kay | September 14, 2007 10:45 AM
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Crocker is annoying. Not funny, not edgy, just annoying. If he lived in my city I would ignore and avoid him too.

Posted by Giffy | September 14, 2007 10:45 AM
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good. I hate that little twink.

Posted by Rotten666 | September 14, 2007 11:07 AM
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Stop. Perpetuating. This. Period. Thing. Please.

Posted by ! | September 14, 2007 11:08 AM
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Do. Not. Stop. Perpetuating. This. Period. Thing. Adrian!. . . . . .

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 14, 2007 11:14 AM
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Crocker needs to be smacked.

Don't get me wrong- I'm all for my fellow 'mos being as fey as they wanna be (since thats what got us visibility in the first place) but that screeching whine is fucking annoying. Grow a pair and voice your opinions in a mature fashion.

(Of course, if he did, he wouldn't be on CNN.)

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | September 14, 2007 11:24 AM
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I've always had kind of a thing for Seth Green too, albeit not quite the obsession that Adrian appears to have. I'd sorta forgotten about him lately though. This video is too fucking funny. Seth Green has now moved back up to the top of my list. Thanks.

Posted by SDA in SEA | September 14, 2007 11:32 AM
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seth green has a really obvious nose job

Posted by twee | September 14, 2007 11:42 AM
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www.funnyordie.com has other variations - other folks doing a crocker-esque "Leave Brittney Alone" - as well as other folks doing "Leave CHris Crocker Alone" - and my favorite "Leave General Petraeus Alone" - yes, really.

Posted by rtm | September 14, 2007 11:56 AM
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Poor homos...you just hate is when one of you gets more attention than you don't you?

Posted by adrain!=perez=chris crocker=etc | September 14, 2007 12:14 PM
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@14
yes.

Posted by adrian! | September 14, 2007 12:19 PM
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Chris Crocker's Britney video is fucking brilliant. These spin-offs are funny, too.

Posted by Sean | September 14, 2007 12:29 PM
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You're not alone, Adrian. Seth is my #1 favorite HFB. I'd pay money to drink his bathwater. In the version of Austin Powers that shows in my head, he and #2, you know, do stuff.

The video's cute.

Posted by alanw | September 14, 2007 1:18 PM
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#15: No, we homos hate it when other annoying homos get attention for being stupid. Just like you hate it when heteros are annoying and stupid like Britney.

Posted by WhatACrock | September 14, 2007 1:25 PM
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This almost ALMOST makes me want to watch the original. Not quite, but almost. And I love Seth Green and we're gonna get MARRIED!

Posted by Dorion in Detroit | September 14, 2007 1:26 PM
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You're right, Adrian. Seth is extremely cute (and he's smart and talented as well...always, always a plus). His coloring - whether it's completely natural or not - reminds me of a most glorious autumn.

I think he's only about 5'2", but he's completely comfortable about his size which is pretty damn admirable. It hasn't hurt his career a bit. Hollywood is the Land of the Small and the Thin.

I can't get too aroused by him though because of the peddie aspect. I was a grown man when I saw him in Woody Allen's "Radio Days" as mere a tyke. I've seen him grow up on film and lusting after him risks being called Herbert.

So, Adrian - I wish you every happiness.

P.S. Did you see how spot on he was with that eyeliner without a mirror?

Posted by Bauhaus | September 14, 2007 1:48 PM
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Posted by whoops | September 14, 2007 2:22 PM
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@21 - 22

Please. Stop. Linking. To. His. Shit.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 14, 2007 2:54 PM
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Seth wasn't that funny. Sorry.

Posted by tt | September 16, 2007 7:23 PM

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