Be sure to explain to your son that two penises are always better than one.
The kid is away at camp for two days.
Oh. Okay, because I was gonna go all Ecce Homo on you there.
Aha! Now, be careful. Charles will argue about your use of 'family' here.
How many submissions did you get? Can't wait for the show!! Last year was so much fun!
where do we call to buy tickets??? or is it on line???
Dan, you're son must be proud.
Please don't make fun of my girlfriend's testicle. In fact, can I have my submission back?
Watching porn with the boyfriend in the basement? Sounds like the makings for a great HUMP submission :P
Eating hot dogs and corn on the cob while watching porn? Personally, I'd prefer mangos and oysters.
Nobody ever send amateur porn to my house. :(
And why shouldn't he be, CPS?
Hell, isn't it every male child's fantasy to have a dad who's a nationally recognized sex advice columnist who gets invited on CNN?
It would be like being Hugh Hefner's adopted son - only if Hugh was gay. And without the bunnies. Or the mansion. Or running around in silk pj's all day long.
But, other than that...
Besides, if the kid turns out like most typical adolescents, he'll completely rebel against the lifestyle of his parents and become an accountant, or insurance actuarial estimator, or something equally outlandish, so, what's to worry about?
If you guys only knew how boring Dan and Terry's home life really is. DJ is innocent and sheltered. It's like Ozzie and Harriet over there. DJ is in for a shock when he's old enough to read his dad Dan's collected works.
Hopefully Dan's son will know the difference between "your" and "you're" too.
I wish I had a basement.
"What's a hump, daddy?"
Just tell me there will be gay porn...
(And I know it might be too much to ask, but could we get a bear or two?)
Too bad, Dan. Tough job, but somebody's got to do it, right? ;-)
I hope the public intern submitted an entry. ^_^
while you're eating?
I'm trying to order my tickets and it says both IE and Firefox seem "to not be accepting cookies". OMG. Retarded programmers.
19: Heh. Every time someone makes that mistake I have to read it out several times without the contraction to submerge myself in the stupidity.
"Dan, you are son must be proud."
To which Dan could only respond, "Yes, I am son must be proud."
I am son proud yes, Dan; your. WOOT!
My son thinks I'm a geek because -- can you guess? -- I listen to musicals. So... I grew up, came out, found a cool job, landed a nice boyfriend, and thought, hey, I never have to deal with those assholes that thought I was a geek for liking musicals ever again.
So much for that plan.
@21 - WOOT! That should've been his interview.
I'm only going if there is Pteradactyl porn...
Tickets are finally on sale at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/20475
Well, Dan, at least your son can't give you a swirlie during lunch hour.
...He can't, right?
@13 Insurance isn't boring! Insurance is fun and interesting. Or, at least when I explain insurance it is, because I always use examples like Emperor Palpatine's phone call to his insurance company to make a claim for the first Death Star to explain things.
@32 That example figured into the best ever episode of Robot Chicken.
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