Slog - Comments on HUMP http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump Monday was the deadline for getting films in for this year's HUMP. Now we're sitting in the basement of my house, eating hot dogs and corn on the cob, and watching the submissions. Just another night at home with the fam. Tickets for HUMP go on sale tomorrow...... Copyright 2008 Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:25:09 -0800 Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:05:55 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe Be sure to explain to your son that two penises are always better than one.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803786 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803786 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:33:18 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage The kid is away at camp for two days.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803787 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803787 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:35:26 -0800 Comment by Katelyn Oh. Okay, because I was gonna go all Ecce Homo on you there.

]]> Katelyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803790 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803790 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:41:18 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @1

Aha! Now, be careful. Charles will argue about your use of 'family' here.

@3

WOOT!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803794 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803794 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:48:25 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe *@2

Fuck!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803795 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803795 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:51:38 -0800 Comment by Suz How many submissions did you get? Can't wait for the show!! Last year was so much fun!

]]> Suz http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803801 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803801 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:54:56 -0800 Comment by brandon dismuke where do we call to buy tickets??? or is it on line???

]]> brandon dismuke http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803803 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803803 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:00:39 -0800 Comment by CPS Dan, you're son must be proud.

]]> CPS http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803807 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803807 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:14:11 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Please don't make fun of my girlfriend's testicle. In fact, can I have my submission back?

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803808 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803808 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:14:12 -0800 Comment by brandon H Watching porn with the boyfriend in the basement? Sounds like the makings for a great HUMP submission :P

]]> brandon H http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803810 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803810 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:22:35 -0800 Comment by Mahtli69 Eating hot dogs and corn on the cob while watching porn? Personally, I'd prefer mangos and oysters.

]]> Mahtli69 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803819 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803819 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:46:54 -0800 Comment by Giffy Nobody ever send amateur porn to my house. :(

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803821 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803821 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:54:15 -0800 Comment by COMTE And why shouldn't he be, CPS?

Hell, isn't it every male child's fantasy to have a dad who's a nationally recognized sex advice columnist who gets invited on CNN?

It would be like being Hugh Hefner's adopted son - only if Hugh was gay. And without the bunnies. Or the mansion. Or running around in silk pj's all day long.

But, other than that...

Besides, if the kid turns out like most typical adolescents, he'll completely rebel against the lifestyle of his parents and become an accountant, or insurance actuarial estimator, or something equally outlandish, so, what's to worry about?

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803828 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803828 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:06:02 -0800 Comment by Friend of the Family If you guys only knew how boring Dan and Terry's home life really is. DJ is innocent and sheltered. It's like Ozzie and Harriet over there. DJ is in for a shock when he's old enough to read his dad Dan's collected works.

]]> Friend of the Family http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803831 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803831 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:23:28 -0800 Comment by Dono CPS,

Hopefully Dan's son will know the difference between "your" and "you're" too.

]]> Dono http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803837 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803837 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:45:38 -0800 Comment by -B- I wish I had a basement.

]]> -B- http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803844 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803844 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:58:55 -0800 Comment by -xxx- "What's a hump, daddy?"

]]> -xxx- http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803850 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803850 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:17:20 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER Just tell me there will be gay porn...

(And I know it might be too much to ask, but could we get a bear or two?)

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803859 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803859 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:48:57 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @8

Your. Dumbass.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803863 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803863 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:02:23 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA Too bad, Dan. Tough job, but somebody's got to do it, right? ;-)

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803868 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803868 Hump Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:21:37 -0800 Comment by Benjamin I hope the public intern submitted an entry. ^_^

]]> Benjamin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803928 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803928 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:37:59 -0800 Comment by piglet while you're eating?
Ah well...

]]> piglet http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803936 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803936 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:59:00 -0800 Comment by seattle98104 I'm trying to order my tickets and it says both IE and Firefox seem "to not be accepting cookies". OMG. Retarded programmers.

]]> seattle98104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803940 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803940 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:01:49 -0800 Comment by Carollani 19: Heh. Every time someone makes that mistake I have to read it out several times without the contraction to submerge myself in the stupidity.

"Dan, you are son must be proud."

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803943 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803943 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:14:57 -0800 Comment by tsm To which Dan could only respond, "Yes, I am son must be proud."

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803947 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803947 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:19:59 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I am son proud yes, Dan; your. WOOT!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803949 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803949 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:25:04 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage My son thinks I'm a geek because -- can you guess? -- I listen to musicals. So... I grew up, came out, found a cool job, landed a nice boyfriend, and thought, hey, I never have to deal with those assholes that thought I was a geek for liking musicals ever again.

So much for that plan.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803974 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803974 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:59:48 -0800 Comment by intern crush @21 - WOOT! That should've been his interview.

]]> intern crush http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803987 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803987 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:16:41 -0800 Comment by HR Stuffinpuff I'm only going if there is Pteradactyl porn...

Is there?


]]> HR Stuffinpuff http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803992 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803992 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:22:14 -0800 Comment by Waited a Year... Tickets are finally on sale at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/20475

]]> Waited a Year... http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803999 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c803999 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:30:00 -0800 Comment by Darcy Well, Dan, at least your son can't give you a swirlie during lunch hour.

...He can't, right?

]]> Darcy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c804030 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c804030 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:57:51 -0800 Comment by Gitai @13 Insurance isn't boring! Insurance is fun and interesting. Or, at least when I explain insurance it is, because I always use examples like Emperor Palpatine's phone call to his insurance company to make a claim for the first Death Star to explain things.

]]> Gitai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c804097 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c804097 Hump Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:42:32 -0800 Comment by Greg @32 That example figured into the best ever episode of Robot Chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8QgyZq5fAI

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c804826 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/hump#c804826 Hump Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:05:55 -0800