??!! Hi, I’m Not From Around Here
posted by September 6 at 13:12 PMon
A Stranger staffer just sent out this email to the entire office:
Subject: Honeycrisps are HERE!
I just purchased the first of the season from QFC. Looks like only the non-organic variety are available at the moment.
Huh? “What the hell is a honeycrisp?” I wonder out loud.
Apparently they’re apples. According to Megan Seling, “they’re retardedly good.”